15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

[wavesofjade]

Congratulations, Dear.

Though You May Wish To Tighten Up That Filter A Little.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thank y

Oh. Oops.





Well it's not as if everyone didn't know we were banging anyway.

[toocoolforthis]

Well don't hold back how you really feel.
I can move out if this is going to be a problem.

[He's joking... probably.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh.

You know for a minute I forgot you were a Slytherin. I mean you're just so, like. Brave and daring and shit. You're totally a Gryffindor in spirit. Yeah.

[seeringlight]

Oh. I'll be sure to tread carefully.
I'm not one for being flushed down toilets or consumed.
Perhaps I should really consider that trip to Asia for the Summer.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa there, no. You were supposed to come to my house for the Summer. No Asia! Asia no allow. No fry rice for you.

[starspangledavenger]

Congratulations, Professor. That was a great catch, you really did the house proud.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thanks, man. It was pretty amazing, if I do say so myself. That said, you better not let me down in your upcoming game.

[fleurdelamour]

Ohonhonhon.

Your personal business is showing, Monsieur Strider. Take care now! And please, do include us Ravenclaws in your celebrations! We won together, as a team!

[Don't you say a thing about the sound he made during the match. That is not up for discussion. >:c]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Come on, you can't tell me you've never had a little celebratory sex after a game. And yeah, yeah, I guess you guys deserve a little credit.

By the wave, I've never heard a pitch that high come from a man. You could give a dolphin a run for it's money.

[inkedbunny]

Ripper of a job of being humble, mate.

[And he's got a sneaking suspicion that this entry is an attempt at some weird kind of foreplay if that sloppy filter is anything to go by.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Who needs to be humble when you've got the skill and money that I do? I could pay somebody to be humble for me if I wanted to.

[shitknickers]

While i wouldnt necessarily say it quite in the manner you have i do mostly agree!
We positively dominated that match.
Im proud of the team even when im not on it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Hell yeah we dominated it!

But the real question now is why aren't you on the team? I think that's something that should be fixed ASAP.

[foepas]

I can feel the noble selflessness radiating from you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Let it wash over you and invigorate you. I have plenty to spare.

But seriously, a little gloating never hurt.

late but i'm not sorry

[truestsciences]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

[someone kill him for seeing that]

Re: late but i'm not sorry

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yes hello, this is God.

God of quidditch.

[filtered much better]

[wwistful]

Piss off with your useless filters, you bastard.

[also filtered better now that he's trying harder]

[plushaeusrumpified]

shhhhh.
pay no attention to the shittily made filter.
shhhhhh.
only sex now.
my lions gonna eat your snake.
if you catch my drift.
i can even make it roar for you.

[stubbornskeptic]

You all did a wonderful job!
It was a fun match to watch, and I don't usually get so much out of them!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Everyone should get everything out of quidditch. Maybe you should watch more of it from now on.

[strideallknight]

im not allowed to take sides cause i refuse to play during ostracize dirk hour
mostly because i know hell just kick my ass from here to hell and back
plus lil twin sis will take a go at kicking my ass
the life of a younger brother is hard but ill endure it

[plushaeusrumpified]

You should try being the father who continuously puts his foot in his mouth. You think your life is hard? Try switching places with me for a day and see how you like it, kiddo.

it's totally not the end of the month.

[gnee]

congrats on the match, dude!
it was definitely a sight to see.

[Um yeah. He should have known about Murdoc. SO HE ISN'T EVEN GOING TO ADDRESS THAT. Nope.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thanks, bro. I was almost afraid you weren't the type to appreciate a good Quiddy match. Glad to see I was mistaken.