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[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

[wavesofjade]

Congratulations, Dear.

Though You May Wish To Tighten Up That Filter A Little.

[toocoolforthis]

Well don't hold back how you really feel.
I can move out if this is going to be a problem.

[He's joking... probably.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thank y

Oh. Oops.





Well it's not as if everyone didn't know we were banging anyway.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh.

You know for a minute I forgot you were a Slytherin. I mean you're just so, like. Brave and daring and shit. You're totally a Gryffindor in spirit. Yeah.

[wavesofjade]

You Are Quite Welcome.
That Was A Stunning Catch. I Was Rather Impressed.

[Just glossing over this now. Like adults. ...Yep.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Yes good, just casually gloss over this. Please.]

You should be. I was pretty awesome out there, wasn't I?

[wavesofjade]

You Were Indeed.
I Never Did Ask Why You Gave Up Teaching Flying For A Desk Position.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well the answer to that's pretty simple. I guess secretly I'm actually a pretty big nerd. I've been studying languages since I was eleven. It seemed a better fit. Just took a while to get up the balls to switch.

[wavesofjade]

Aha. That Would Be A Strong Motivator. It Does Not Appear To Have Affected Your Game.

[toocoolforthis]

Your valiant efforts to sort me into the wrong house have not gone unnoticed.
It's not like you've had five years to get used to the idea or anything.

Congrats nevertheless on the catch. In the words of our esteemed announcer, it was majestic.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You should know by now that nothing can affect my game.

[That's a damn lie, but that's beside the point.]

[wavesofjade]

Of Course, Dear.
I Have No Idea Why I Said That.

[Such a lie. She knows it.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh come on, you KNOW I don't actually have a problem with you being in Slytherin. I think it's pretty cool. Snakes can be pretty cool. You're fucking cool.

Cut me some slack here man.

[seeringlight]

Oh. I'll be sure to tread carefully.
I'm not one for being flushed down toilets or consumed.
Perhaps I should really consider that trip to Asia for the Summer.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa there, no. You were supposed to come to my house for the Summer. No Asia! Asia no allow. No fry rice for you.

[starspangledavenger]

Congratulations, Professor. That was a great catch, you really did the house proud.

[fleurdelamour]

Ohonhonhon.

Your personal business is showing, Monsieur Strider. Take care now! And please, do include us Ravenclaws in your celebrations! We won together, as a team!

[Don't you say a thing about the sound he made during the match. That is not up for discussion. >:c]

[inkedbunny]

Ripper of a job of being humble, mate.

[And he's got a sneaking suspicion that this entry is an attempt at some weird kind of foreplay if that sloppy filter is anything to go by.]

[toocoolforthis]

Well, if you want more opportunities to put your foot in your mouth, I guess I can oblige.
This is the part where I start demanding expensive gifts so you can prove you love me.
I'll let you meditate on that for a while.

[shitknickers]

While i wouldnt necessarily say it quite in the manner you have i do mostly agree!
We positively dominated that match.
Im proud of the team even when im not on it.

[foepas]

I can feel the noble selflessness radiating from you.

late but i'm not sorry

[truestsciences]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

[someone kill him for seeing that]

[filtered much better]

[wwistful]

Piss off with your useless filters, you bastard.

[seeringlight]

Asia is looking quite nice. I am less likely to be consumed by a Gryffindor if I were to go there instead.
That was terribly racist of you. Am I doomed to being just like you when I grow older? Suddenly, my mother is looking much more like a saint and it's almost unsettling. I don't know what to do with myself.

[stubbornskeptic]

You all did a wonderful job!
It was a fun match to watch, and I don't usually get so much out of them!