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[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

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[wavesofjade]

Congratulations, Dear.

Though You May Wish To Tighten Up That Filter A Little.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thank y

Oh. Oops.





Well it's not as if everyone didn't know we were banging anyway.

[wavesofjade]

You Are Quite Welcome.
That Was A Stunning Catch. I Was Rather Impressed.

[Just glossing over this now. Like adults. ...Yep.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Yes good, just casually gloss over this. Please.]

You should be. I was pretty awesome out there, wasn't I?

[wavesofjade]

You Were Indeed.
I Never Did Ask Why You Gave Up Teaching Flying For A Desk Position.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well the answer to that's pretty simple. I guess secretly I'm actually a pretty big nerd. I've been studying languages since I was eleven. It seemed a better fit. Just took a while to get up the balls to switch.

[wavesofjade]

Aha. That Would Be A Strong Motivator. It Does Not Appear To Have Affected Your Game.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You should know by now that nothing can affect my game.

[That's a damn lie, but that's beside the point.]

[wavesofjade]

Of Course, Dear.
I Have No Idea Why I Said That.

[Such a lie. She knows it.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's a mystery; the world will never know. It's like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. We try to find out, but it's just pointless.

[wavesofjade]

The Centre Of A What?

[plushaeusrumpified]

A tootsie po

Oh. Sometimes I forget about the whole cultural differences. And that you're kind of a pureblood. Anyway, it's a muggle candy. It's a lollipop with a chewy center. There's a debate on how many licks it takes to get to the chewy part. It's like an unsolved mystery or whatever.

[wavesofjade]

I Am Muggleborn, Dear.
But Thank You For The Explanation.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh. Welp.

I dunno, you just seem so... y'know, magical. But whatever, you're welcome.