15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

[seeringlight]

Oh. I'll be sure to tread carefully.
I'm not one for being flushed down toilets or consumed.
Perhaps I should really consider that trip to Asia for the Summer.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa there, no. You were supposed to come to my house for the Summer. No Asia! Asia no allow. No fry rice for you.

[seeringlight]

Asia is looking quite nice. I am less likely to be consumed by a Gryffindor if I were to go there instead.
That was terribly racist of you. Am I doomed to being just like you when I grow older? Suddenly, my mother is looking much more like a saint and it's almost unsettling. I don't know what to do with myself.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Okay, okay, come on. Let's talk about this. I'll cut the racism and you cut the comparisons to your mother. I was just doing a little gloating, alright? You know how exciting it is to win shit. I didn't mean anything by it.

Please don't go to Asia. Stay home and bake cookies with me!

[seeringlight]

Oh no. I'm even more terrified at the prospect of making cookies with you. Goodbye my fair father. I have whisked myself off to the land of the Orient!

[She's fucking with you.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Excuse you, but I make damn good cookies. Or maybe that's why you're afraid- yeah. It totally is. You're afraid my cookies are just too delicious. You'll get fat. Sorry Rose, Broula Deen just can't cut out the butter.

[seeringlight]

No, I'm afraid to be in your kitchen specifically. With you.
Your kitchen isn't exactly the most kept up kitchen.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Rose, my kitchen is flawless. Flawless in it's imperfections. You shouldn't be hating on my kitchen. Do I hate on your kitchen? No. Granted, I've never seen your kitchen, but still. I think you should apologize to my kitchen.