15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

[shitknickers]

While i wouldnt necessarily say it quite in the manner you have i do mostly agree!
We positively dominated that match.
Im proud of the team even when im not on it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Hell yeah we dominated it!

But the real question now is why aren't you on the team? I think that's something that should be fixed ASAP.

[shitknickers]

I took fifth year off from quidditch mister strider.
In part to give other gryffindors a chance and in part so i could attempt to actually focus on my studies.
If i passed my owls then ill reward myself next year by trying out for the team again.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You, focusing on studies. Hold on, let me check outside. I think either pigs are flying, or the apocalypse is happening. Alternatively, apocalypse by flying pigs.

Nah, I'm just screwing with you. Anyway, you'll be over this Summer, yeah? We should play a game together or something. Get Dirk and Dave involved too, make it a family thing. And Rose, if she decides to pop over too.

this is so late

[shitknickers]

Yes ive given all manner of swine little tiny broomsticks and taught them how to play quidditch. Its my plan to get revenge. I havent decided what im getting revenge for yet.

Of course! Im also planning some kind of camping trip sometime this summer but im sure i could fit in a good round of quidditch. Especially since im out of practice with not being on the team.

pets gently

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well if that ain't the best evil plan I've ever seen, then I don't know what is. Four for you, Jake Coco.

Hey, camping is pretty rad. Am I invited, or is it a teen only thing? I mean if you're looking to go into the forest and get some booty, I understand. But if that's the case, Rose ain't coming.