15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

late but i'm not sorry

[truestsciences]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

[someone kill him for seeing that]

Re: late but i'm not sorry

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yes hello, this is God.

God of quidditch.

[truestsciences]

youre the fuckin wworst

[plushaeusrumpified]

And by worst, I'm pretty sure you mean best. Right?

[truestsciences]

nope
i definitely mean wworst

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh no, I'm sexually active with your father. I'm such a terrible person!

Come on man, stop being so immature about this.

[truestsciences]

i dont givve a fuck about you sleepin with my father
i care that youre talkin about this shit an bein explicit where i can see it you fuck
you cant really talk about bein immature either because this entry isnt really a prime example a maturity

[plushaeusrumpified]

Hey, in my defense? I tried filtering it. It ain't my fault it went a little screwy and SOME people are a bit too nosy and had to delve a little deeper.

And gloating is totally mature. The greatest men wouldn't have gotten anywhere if they didn't gloat a little so people would know how awesome they are. It's the quiet ones that do great things and never get recognition.

[truestsciences]

maybe if you wwerent so eager you coulda just talked to him in person
instead a puttin it wwhere his an your children can see

recognition for a dumb sport
really
does that really make you more adult than anyone else

[plushaeusrumpified]

I still don't see why it's such a big deal, y'know. I mean, you could've just ignored it. But you chose to make it a big deal.

Yes, recognition for a sport. A not dumb one. Quidditch is fucking awesome. Have you not noticed the professional players make a shitton of money a year? Tell me how that's dumb.

[truestsciences]

wwhat has been seen cannot be unseen

all sports are fuckin dumb
theyre makin money for doin approximately jack shit
its dumb that they get so much

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm more than happy to wipe your memory if you're going to be this dramatic about it.

The words of a snobby rich kid. That's people's livelihoods your trashing. If some of 'em hadn't made it big, they'd be out on the streets right now. You shouldn't be so quick to judge them for it.

[truestsciences]

please do

maybe its all they got but that still doesnt mean sports are all that great
maybe they could just
i dont knoww
do somethin that makes it better for evveryone an not just themselvves

[plushaeusrumpified]

They do make things better for other people.

Think of the kid who has always loved sports. Who's never had the opportunity to go to a game in his entire life, 'cuz his parents, like you, thought it was bullshit. Until one lucky day, he finally, finally got to go to a real game. Seeing them in person, watching it all, the whole time his eyes light up and he's just like 'wow!', and all he can think is he wants to be like them one day. He wants to make some other kid's life fucking exciting for a day.

That's fuckin' priceless.

[truestsciences]

[...

this is why he doesn't like you, bro]

alright wwhatevver you fuckin say

[plushaeusrumpified]

You must have no soul if that didn't touch you at least a little.