15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm more than happy to wipe your memory if you're going to be this dramatic about it.

The words of a snobby rich kid. That's people's livelihoods your trashing. If some of 'em hadn't made it big, they'd be out on the streets right now. You shouldn't be so quick to judge them for it.

[truestsciences]

please do

maybe its all they got but that still doesnt mean sports are all that great
maybe they could just
i dont knoww
do somethin that makes it better for evveryone an not just themselvves

[plushaeusrumpified]

They do make things better for other people.

Think of the kid who has always loved sports. Who's never had the opportunity to go to a game in his entire life, 'cuz his parents, like you, thought it was bullshit. Until one lucky day, he finally, finally got to go to a real game. Seeing them in person, watching it all, the whole time his eyes light up and he's just like 'wow!', and all he can think is he wants to be like them one day. He wants to make some other kid's life fucking exciting for a day.

That's fuckin' priceless.

[truestsciences]

[...

this is why he doesn't like you, bro]

alright wwhatevver you fuckin say

[plushaeusrumpified]

You must have no soul if that didn't touch you at least a little.