15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

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[gnee]

i much preferred reading about it.
but now that i teach here i like to go to the games.
it's pretty chill seeing the kids and teachers get so riled up.

[plushaeusrumpified]

So you were kinda like one of those nerdy types. Just a bit more cool, if you read quidditch stuff. I guess I can forgive you for that.

But you really need to get yourself involved, bro. You and me, tomorrow. We're gonna play a game.

[gnee]

i mean i guess i was cool?
if you want to count me as cool.
or something.
haha, thanks?

what now?
we're gonna play a game?
just me and you?
how are we gonna do that?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I said a BIT more cool. Don't get carried away there, man.

It'll be easy. I've played plenty of one on one games. Sure you don't get all the players but it can be played with two chasers and no snitch. It ain't quite the same, but at least I've got you on a broom instead of being lame.

[gnee]

[Bro, you have to know Hanna was literally the worst at brooms. He and broom did not have a fruitful relationship.]

gee way to shoot down my hopes and dreams, dude.
:/

i mean if you want to see me fall out of the sky.
we can totally play one on one quidditch.
it'll be great!
we can even laugh about it when i go to the infirmary!

[plushaeusrumpified]

I can't let people go through life with untrue hopes and expectations.

Exactly! That's the spirit. So tomorrow at six, Y/Y/FY?

[gnee]

what a pal.
thanks for keeping it real.

um, why is there not a 'no' or 'eh i don't know' option?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Because I never said this was optional.

[gnee]

ugh fine.
mfy.
we'll play one on one quidditch.