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[clockspinner]

my life is over
im gonna just throw myself off of the astronomy tower now
get it over with
brb

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[fuckmackandme]

what?
oh.
oh hell no!
Dave!
Put your ass back on your bed!!

assuming everything is still filtered to just the four kids

[clockspinner]

nope cant make me
there is nothing left for me here

john hes the flying teacher

that means hes the goddamn quidditch referee

aaah, yeah, sorry @_@ forgot to add to the subject line

[fuckmackandme]

dave!
i swear to god...
if you don't stay away from the astronomy tower, i will get there and drag your horse's ass back to our dorm.
i am dead serious!

s'cool

[clockspinner]

in other news i got permission to come over for easter hols
or rather you know
he said i could do whatever the fuck i wanted

Re: s'cool

[fuckmackandme]

even less reason to jump down the tower!

[clockspinner]

wow okay lets focus less on my hyperbole
and more on the fact that bro starts working here right after hols

also dont worry ive got my broom with me
if im flying anywhere tonight it sure as hell aint to heaven

[fuckmackandme]

right... bro.
i...
i honestly have no idea what to do.

[clockspinner]

did you see his post in the journals
normally i dont give a shit about my marks
but if i get in trouble because bro propositioned the entirety of the staff to an orgy
i
will shit
so many bricks
i will build a house out of those bricks
with no door
and wall myself into my shitbrick house
and hide there
for the rest of his life

[fuckmackandme]

yeah...
i saw it.
i...
i don't think they took him too seriously.
i hope.
god that was creepy.
also if you brick yourself in, i'll brick myself in with you.

[clockspinner]

good yes
come away into my selfmade palace of poo
well all hide from the horrors
and wait for him to get bored

god between him and vantas
its like theres some kind of anti dave conspiracy to keep me from ever wanting to go near the pitch again

[fuckmackandme]

are you quitting the team?

[clockspinner]

are you kidding me??
thatd be letting them win

[fuckmackandme]

i guess.
at least you won't have to take bro's class.

[clockspinner]

damn straight i dont
something bothering you man?

[fuckmackandme]

just thinking about bro's visit.
and when he covered me in smuppets.
...
he also made me promise something.

[clockspinner]

he did what
and i didnt hear about this?

oh god what did he extort out of you
if it was an offer to be in one of his movies just say no

[fuckmackandme]

dude!
not that!
he just made me promise i'd be your friend forever.
like forever forever.
even when we're old.

[clockspinner]

...oh

_[oh.]

oh
man thats weird
why in the hell would he think he needs to make you promise something like that

[fuckmackandme]

i don't know!
he was getting all weird and anti-shippy.
saying we didn't have his blessing if we married and stuff.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck would he think we were getting married for
i think hes going senile or sth

[fuckmackandme]

i have no idea.
he even said he'll hunt us down if we elope.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck does he care if we fucking elope
not that im too keen on it
if were getting hypothetically married i will be the worst fucking bridezilla

Always assuming the filter, always

[selfmakeout]

>:(
i am NOT dating a corpse!!!
where are you, i am coming to get you

always

[clockspinner]

chill its mostly good old fashioned hyperbole
although if you wanted to sneak up to the astronomy tower with me i wouldnt say no

[selfmakeout]

oh are we not doing the serious business thing?
okay! :o
if that is an invitation i will also not say no :D

[clockspinner]

nope no serious business here
only shenanigans
good girl make sure you dont get caught
see you in a few