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[clockspinner]

my life is over
im gonna just throw myself off of the astronomy tower now
get it over with
brb

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[fuckmackandme]

i guess.
at least you won't have to take bro's class.

[clockspinner]

damn straight i dont
something bothering you man?

[fuckmackandme]

just thinking about bro's visit.
and when he covered me in smuppets.
...
he also made me promise something.

[clockspinner]

he did what
and i didnt hear about this?

oh god what did he extort out of you
if it was an offer to be in one of his movies just say no

[fuckmackandme]

dude!
not that!
he just made me promise i'd be your friend forever.
like forever forever.
even when we're old.

[clockspinner]

...oh

_[oh.]

oh
man thats weird
why in the hell would he think he needs to make you promise something like that

[fuckmackandme]

i don't know!
he was getting all weird and anti-shippy.
saying we didn't have his blessing if we married and stuff.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck would he think we were getting married for
i think hes going senile or sth

[fuckmackandme]

i have no idea.
he even said he'll hunt us down if we elope.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck does he care if we fucking elope
not that im too keen on it
if were getting hypothetically married i will be the worst fucking bridezilla