three ♓ voice;

[quasistellar]

[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

You are in for a long year, Professor.

[quasistellar]

It seems that way, Miss Serket.

I do hope your recovery is going well, by the way.

[selfhatred]

I TOLD THAT IDIOT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

[quasistellar]

I saw that, Mr. Vantas. Ten points to Gryffindor, for being a voice of reason amongst the chaos.

Filtered private

[mo_cara]

that's harsh bro.

[voice; not private because he wants them kids to know he's onto them]

[wwistful]

Care to elaborate?

[allisnotlost]

just for the record i did nothin

[WOW ERIDAN REALLY]

[quasistellar]

Let me just attach the material in question.

[And there's some magical copy-paste of this.]

[allisnotlost]

i dont knoww if i should be apologizin for myself or them or if i should be joinin in on the "i told you sos"/strong>

[quasistellar]

I would suggest the former.

[allamericanreject]

Oh god I'm not in trouble am I? I wasn't even talking about it I was just talking with Maxim and then I was talking about real stuff and OH MAN DON'T TELL MY PARENTS THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO MAD IF THEY FIND OUT I'M SORRY PROFESSOR.

[Military brat? Dude he'd be in so much trouble.]

[quasistellar]

I saw that, Mr. Jones. I won't be informing your parents this time, but I suggest you be a bit more careful of your conduct in the future.

[thisperfectsaucer]

I apologize on behalf of Maxim for also encouraging it.

On the subject, would you like to help oversee some of the more sensible students while we work on a charm to block entries with distasteful subject matter? It would be wonderful to have your help or advice.

[quasistellar]

It's appreciated, Mr. Von Mekkhan.

I'll be glad to do that, and I appreciate your sensibility in the matter. Ten points to Hufflepuff for the efforts on this one.

Filtered

[thegluethatbinds]

[Welp, his suspicions are confirmed. It didn't look like he needed to dish out any further punishments, but he quickly made a filtered post to Constance.]

Professor Peixes, while I do agree that punishment is due and that the entries were completely inappropriate, I would advise you to take a deep breath and calm down. It is upsetting to see such things especially when your daughter is involved, but you're letting your anger dictate your decisions.

[quasistellar]

I'm attempting to do so. I just - my daughter was involved in this whole affair. The envelope's been getting pushed further and further but this is just the last straw. And not just my daughter, Murdoc's son and Salvador Vantas' nephew! I mean, really!

...I think I need a very stiff drink.

[moveslikejaeger]

[How did he not get in trouble for this? He almost feels like he should add in that he was taking part just as much as the others, but he's already got detention for being shirtless]

i thought that post was filtered away from teachers

[quasistellar]

It was. Filtering doesn't always work in real-life situations. Such as ones when a mother happens to be bringing her daughter a cup of tea and happens to catch a glimpse of her journal.

For the record, the only reason I'm not giving you detention is the fact I'd already given you one.

And the fact he wasn't talking to Feferi about it. Mama shark rage here.

Action ; i hope i am not too late to the party;;;

[bubblingover]

[footsteps can be hear running down the hallway, completely forgetting the rules of the house, she slams open her mother's door and nearly screeching at her mother.]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!

perma-action!

[quasistellar]

[You know That One Look every mother gets when their child has crossed a line? This is That One Look.]

Feferi. I believe I told you that we would be discussing this shortly.

If you wish to have the discussion on why it was completely inappropriate for you to have anything to do with this - this - this, then you may take a seat and we can talk about it.

[ladyliberty]

What if we're older than that? And we don't mind sharing? Then is it okay?

[quasistellar]

If you are having an in-person private discussion with another student who is also older than that, then there really isn't a whole lot we can do to stop you. But discussing these things with younger students in any way can cross a line.

[doctorkishitani]

[A few small inkblots splatter onto the page]

I will be reporting to detention come September, Professor Peixes.

[More inkblots.]

However, I'm not really understanding how that particular discussion was inappropriate.
Makara, Jaeger and I were conducting a survey and we had to ask everyone in order to make sure the results were as accurate as possible.

[voice because he can be scarier]

[wwistful]

You honestly didn't believe a sexual conversation filtered to all years, to students of all ages was inappropriate in any manner?

[mo_cara]

ThAt AiN't FaIr.

[quasistellar]

What isn't fair, Mr. Makara, is exposing young students to sexual material before they're ready for it.