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[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.

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I TOLD THAT IDIOT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

I saw that, Mr. Vantas. Ten points to Gryffindor, for being a voice of reason amongst the chaos.

OH.
ER...THANKS? I WASN'T EXPECTING ANY.
I'LL TRY TO KEEP GAMZEE IN LINE IN ANY CASE.

You're welcome, Mr. Vantas. Please do that, though I don't expect you to be his nanny.

I DON'T NANNY HIM.
SOMETIMES HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE REMINDER THAT STUFF LIKE THAT ISN'T OKAY TO DISCUSS ON AN OPEN NETWORK LIKE THE JOURNALS.
THAT'S NOT THE FIRST WARNING I'VE GIVEN HIM ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT ANYWAY.

I appreciate that very much. Between that and the reminder that is detention, I hope he'll be getting the hint about what is and isn't appropriate discussion.

PREFERABLY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.

that's harsh bro.

WHAT?
I DID WARN YOU.
TWICE.

that was our private business.
and then you come on here and take her side.
pretty cold.
i thought we were best friends.

I'M NOT TAKING HER SIDE, GAM.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, USE THAT BRAIN OF YOURS FOR ONCE.
I KNOW YOU'RE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE.

[a pause]

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT, MAN.YOU'RE MY RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
YOU THINK I LOOK OUT FOR EVERY NUMBSKULL THAT GETS MY ATTENTION?

so how is telling a teacher you told me to shut up and all getting points for it looking out for me?
you can tell me to shut up and then not agree with a teacher who's being a raging motherfucking bitch about her baby girl who don't even care.
you didn't have to go all kissing her ass.
i thought my secret stuff was

[Long pause, with a spreading ink stain as he leaves the quill against the journal.]

never mind.
i'll see you later i guess.

ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST RETARDED?
I WASN'T EXPECTING ANY POINTS.
AND TO BE FAIR SHE HAS EVERY REASON TO BE A RAGING BITCH.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PARENTS FUCKING DO.
THEY GET PISSED WHEN THEY THINK THEIR KID IS LOOKING AT MATERIAL INAPPROPRIATE FOR THEIR AGE.
I WASN'T KISSING HER ASS, I WAS JUST GLAD IT CAUGHT SOMEONE'S ATTENTION BECAUSE MAYBE NOW YOU'LL ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK ABOUT SHIT INSTEAD OF DOING WHATEVER SOMEONE PUTS YOU UP TO.

ok.
but ain't nobody put me up to shit.

I SAW KISHITANI THANKING YOU.

he didn't tell me to do nothing, we was just having a conversation which you can go read if you want,
SO YOU MOTHERFUCKIN BACK OFF HIM, HE AIN'T DONE SHIT.

[that actually startles him a bit, inkblots splattering onto his page.]

gam...i'm just looking out for you

Edited 2012-08-08 21:11 (UTC)

[Deep breath. This is going to be quite a speech for the normally scattered Gamzee, and he's probably going to go spend the next 24 hours getting as trashed as possible to stop thinking about it.]

looking out for me is telling me to stop.
looking out for me is what you did before when you warned me, that's some straight up best-friend shit, for real.
and i'm glad when you do that shit for me, even if i ain't so smart as to listen, on account of all these holes in my pan.
because i know you got your care on for me, and that feels good.
so thank you for doing all that for me.
but when i got to read you going to this lady and all telling her our business when you didn't even have to, that motherfuckin hurts.
i know i'm a shitty best friend in a lot of ways, but you know i always got your back, and i wouldn't never said shit to a teacher if it had to do with you.
i don't even get why you did.
telling her you all told me off doesn't do anything for me, it just makes you look good.
and i guess i'm glad if you can keep it in good with them professors, but it hurts, ok?
i would never

[There's a pause, then-]

but don't you ever
MOTHERFUCKING EVER BLAME THE DUMB SHIT I DO ON PEOPLE WHO BEEN GOOD FRIENDS TO ME.
got me?

[there's a very long pause on Karkat's end, before he responds. just one word, no capital letters, and the bitterness almost leaks through the page]

crystal

GOOD.
then we're done here.

guess we are

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