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[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.

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Right. As much as it pains me to ask this, Makara, I'm curious as to how many a' those were committed by Strider and his inability to step away from his quill.

As for unforgivable curses, I can assure you that as a former auror it would scarcely be professional or right a me to ignore such talk. That bein' said, I've yet to come across it in my time here.

Just know that even if other professors are more willing to ignore inappropriate talk does not mean that ALL professors are. Particularly when their SON has become a topic of debate as a result of your damn stupid question.

Then what about all them mother- guys what are talking about beating people up and-

[Son?] Eridan weren't never no topic of debate, I didn't ask about him. [puzzled sounding]

Do you have any idea how jarring it is to see your own son talkin about his god damn arse in a public forum? Not to mention the horrendously inappropriate comments on your part! If you don't think it inappropriate I will be forced to question the way you were raised! He is FAR too young to be involved with someone like that and he is not a god damn filthy fantasy for you. He's my son and you will treat him as such! He still chews on his god damn scarf for fuc-- Mmh.

[There's a really long silence, and then a kind of weird, choked noise.]

Oh. Fuck. I'm-

Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. I didn't- I won't-

I didn't never touch him, I promise. [Ghost quiet voice now, all strength gone out of it.]

[Murdoc is winding down a bit from his little explosion, but he's still quite obviously annoyed despite his lowered voice.]

I didn't expect that you did. But I saw, his sisters saw and his...[what is Constance to him even..] other relatives saw it as well. You would do well to think harder about the kinds a things you're postin' so as not to tarnish the reputations a others.

I won't, I'm sorry, I know it's disgusting, he never had anything to do with it, it- I won't look at him no more, I'm sorry. [fast and quiet] Ain't no one gonna think bad about him, it's just me what's wrong this way, I'm-

[cuts off abruptly]

Let it be a lesson to you. Even the dumbest dog learns to hunt eventually. He isn't forever ruined or anythin' ridiculous like that, but you need to learn to shut your mouth and step away.

[SIGH.] Besides. If he likes you so much, there must be somethin' to you.