quasistellar: ([human] million years' detention)
Constance Peixes || ♓ || The Condesce ([personal profile] quasistellar) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 02:16 am

three ♓ voice;

[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.
wwhatevver: (troll; .... dear lord)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's... not the best way to do it you know.

[Papping, you're not poking him anymoreee.]

Oh darn. I thought I would be able to get out early for good behawior. [cheesy grin...

... That was really bad Eridan.
]
wwistful: (troll30)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-09-21 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And you would know better, would you?

[Poke.]

The only way you're gettin' out early is if you kill me. That's not good behaviour at all.
wwhatevver: (troll; well okay then.)

[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-21 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You could check their pulse or somethin'.

[Pappoke.]

The only thing I'we managed to kill is a bunch of bugs and things like that, I doubt you hawe much to worry.
wwistful: (I hate you all)

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-09-21 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinchin' is quicker. I like my way better

Bugs are just the start of the road, lad. Soon you'll be killin' mice and I'll have to send you away to Azkaban.