quasistellar: ([human] million years' detention)
Constance Peixes || ♓ || The Condesce ([personal profile] quasistellar) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 02:16 am

three ♓ voice;

[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.
mo_cara: (sick)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. [long pause] Probably not.
wwistful: (troll30)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-12 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Eridan is proud of you, then. Sometimes.
wwistful: (Troll14)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-12 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you not hear me or am I not bein' clear enough?
mo_cara: (dubious)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-12 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I just ... uh. I don't think he- he ain't actually said that, has he?
wwistful: (sparkle sparkle)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-12 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He speaks very highly of his strange roommate. I can only pressume that is you.
mo_cara: (red-eye)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-12 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [just sort of bewildered sounding now - he's really not sure what that means or what to do with that, or even why Murdoc is telling him]
wwistful: (ye gods)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-12 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Confidence is key, Makara.
mo_cara: human recolor by me (cold)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sir. [Key to what? Why?]
wwistful: (Just. Stop.)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-14 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you just say yes when you have no idea what else to say?
wwistful: (boomshakalaka)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-17 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a strange young man.
mo_cara: (tired)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's what everyone be saying. [tiredly] Except usually not as real nice as that.
wwistful: (troll31)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-20 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
....You think that was nice?
mo_cara: human recolor by me (cold)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-24 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You ain't called me a freak or a perv or a- nothing like that.
wwistful: (murrrrr)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-24 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A'course not. [Because that goes without saying.] I am a professor an' you are only a child. A severely misled child, yes, but you aren't an entirely lost cause.
mo_cara: (b/w gloomy)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-08-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sir. [falling back on that, because Murdoc is really throwing a lot of concepts at him that he's not sure what to do with]
wwistful: (I hate you all)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-09-04 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Behave yourself over the summer, Makara. We'll discuss your detention after the sorting feast.
mo_cara: (tired)

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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-09-05 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'l try, sir. [morosely ... man, he is not looking forward to this]