quasistellar: ([human] million years' detention)
Constance Peixes || ♓ || The Condesce ([personal profile] quasistellar) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 02:16 am

three ♓ voice;

[You may want to cover your ears for this one, folks. Professor Constance Peixes is angry. She is very angry. She hasn't sent a Howler, but this might as well be one going out to the entire faculty and student body.]

I am absolutely appalled at the degree of inappropriate subject matter that our students are currently discussing in their journals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and particularly so for discussing it with incoming first-years. Mr. Makara and Mr. Kishitani, you both have a month's detention, beginning on the first day of fall term. Mr. Makara, for writing the entry in question, and Mr. Kishitani, for encouraging the discussion, particularly among the younger students.

What in Merlin's name were you thinking? This isn't a 'friendly discussion about biology', this was getting students to discuss matters of a highly personal and private nature! And at the ages of eleven, twelve, and thirteen!

AND MY DAUGHTER AMONG THOSE STUDENTS!

You continued arguing about it being perfectly all right to discuss touching oneself after some of the younger girls said they weren't comfortable with it! They were right to think that their mothers wouldn't want to see them in the middle of a discussion like that, because they don't!

To the rest of you: I highly recommend you think before you write a journal entry discussing a topic of a sexual nature, and frankly, I discourage you from doing so.
moveslikejaeger: (They'll be the King of Hearts)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-08 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like zumvun iz insecure in hiz own body und sexuality. Mebbe hyu need to zit down und haff a tok 'bout it chust like de firsties.
wwistful: (Eternal detention)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-08 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not insecure so much as unwilling to talk to some obnoxious child about it. I am, however, secure enough in my teachin' postion to take away ten points for your digustin' behaviour.
moveslikejaeger: (Then aim for my heart)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-08 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is just a snapshot of Maxim sticking his tongue out at Murdoc. He feels it's the only response necessary]
wwistful: (Grrrr)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-08 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
TWENTY points an' put your damn tongue back in your mouth!
wwistful: (seriously..)

Voice

[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Should I send an owl to your mother or are you goin' to apologise like a real man?
moveslikejaeger: (Oh yeah)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mamma already knows. Hy showed her ven all de teachers started yellink und she rolled her eyes at me und svatted my bottom.
wwistful: (tall dark and cranky)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-09 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Al...right. You sounds like you have your own share a problems there, lad. Enjoy detention.
moveslikejaeger: (Take me by the tongue)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-09 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
But Hy deedn't get detention for dis. Unless hyu givink it to me now...?
wwistful: (writing and talking look at this shit)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-09 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I most certainly am, when you are back at school. Just an hour, though. I don't want to be around you for a month.
moveslikejaeger: (I don't give a shit)

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[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-08-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
.........Vunderbar.

[He's going to make sure you regret this, Murdoc. It's going to be fun.]
wwistful: (take a look at my pen)

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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-08-09 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Good night, Mister Jaeger.