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[notapigeon]

I SAW IT.

FROM MY WINDOW.

OUTSIDE. BY THE FOREST.


I KNEW IT EXISTED.

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

You were eating things in potions class, weren't you?

[notapigeon]

NO. I'm serious. It was there. I saw it.

[bonafide_divinity]

Fine.

What did you think you saw?

[notapigeon]

It was tall. And it had no face.

[bonafide_divinity]

Was it a tree, Robinson?

[notapigeon]

Trees don't wear suits.

[Strike legible]

[bonafide_divinity]

So, what you saw was a tall, faceless

Wait a minute! We're not on speaking terms.

Placeholder, if that's fine with you?

[remembertheroses]

What did you see Wilbur?

[notapigeon]

The monster that lives in the forest.

[remembertheroses]

[Inkblots!!!]

Monster!? Is it dangerous?

[notapigeon]

I don't know. I only saw it from my window.

[remembertheroses]

What did it look like?

[cantstarvethisfire]

Are you talking about those giant spiders?

[notapigeon]

No. It wasn't a spider. It was different.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Werewolf?

[notapigeon]

Those don't just hang out by the edge of the forest. This was tall and not furry.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Are you sure it wasn't one of the ghosts?

[notapigeon]

It wasn't glowy or see-through.

[cantstarvethisfire]

A troll? Those aren't furry and they're tall.

[mysterytwin]

Wait wait wait WHAT?

What did you see?

[notapigeon]

It was tall with no face. And looked like it was heading to a job interview.

[mysterytwin]

...So wait, Slenderman exists in the wizarding world?

You're kidding.

[notapigeon]

It's in the forest! I saw it from my window!

[mysterytwin]

Did you get a picture?

[notapigeon]

I didn't have time to grab a camera.

[mysterytwin]

Number one rule of monster hunting, dude - always have a camera on you.

[hethrewabombatme]

What?! Don't keep me in suspense. What exists?

[mabelangelo]

what did you see?!

[its_cor_aline]

You saw what now? C'mon! Spill!

[adust]

What's with all the commotion?

[gogglicious]

[ Raz has read the rest of the page and just skips ahead. ]

Slenderman. At Hogwarts.

[pomodoroo]

..Saw fucking what?