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Goats are cool. They make good cheese. But you know what's ten times better than a goat? A capybara. Why can't we have those running around?

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What the Hell is a capybara and why do you want them running wild in the castle?
This is the worst idea you've ever had, Robinson.

You've never heard of a capybara? Do you live under a rock or something?

And this is not the worst idea I've ever had. Jumping out of the Gryffindor tower on a pogo stick was the worst idea I've ever had. Though that was also the most fun idea I've ever had..

Alright. This isn't as bad a jumping out of Gryffindor tower on a pogo stick, but it's still very bad. Why would you want to jump out of Gryffindor tower anyway? You would get killed.

Horribly.

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And no, I do not live under a rock. This may come as a shock, Robinson, but not everyone is familiar with each and every species that may or may not exist.

Edited 2012-09-15 04:14 (UTC)

Sometimes you gotta break some eggs.

Hey. Capybara's are real, and I'll prove it to you.

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They probably couldn't handle our winter.

Or, they just couldn't collect all that awesome in one place. Which really, is more likely

I could put in a formal request to get a capybara in the school. They could keep it with Care of Magical Creatures. Capybara's have to be magical somehow. Nature didn't create something like that.

How is a giant Guinea Pig magical?

If they're magic than what's a platypus?

They're obviously also magic. Transfiguration gone wrong and released into the wild.

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Bush babies would be cool too!

We should get some of those too!

We should get all the animals! Hogwarts needs a zoo, clearly.

I've always wanted to see a Platypus.

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It's far too cold for them to be here.

Even in the castle?

You can't keep them in the school.

What if enough people want one?

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Those are the big rodents, right?

Yeah. You know, like giant guinea pigs.

They sound cool! I've seen them on television.

Capybaras are cute! I'd sign the petition.

You'll be my first signature.

Really? What's wrong with people?

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oH MY GOD,
a CABYBARA WOULD BE AMAZING,

RIGHT?

wHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE, tO GET THEM TO GET SOME FOR THE SCHOOL?
tHEY AREN'T MAGICAL, sO,
uH, i DON'T THINK THEY, wOULD BE GOOD FOR CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES, cLASS,

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