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[notapigeon]

Goats are cool. They make good cheese. But you know what's ten times better than a goat? A capybara. Why can't we have those running around?

Comments

[notapigeon]

I could put in a formal request to get a capybara in the school. They could keep it with Care of Magical Creatures. Capybara's have to be magical somehow. Nature didn't create something like that.

[arrogantalloy]

How is a giant Guinea Pig magical?

If they're magic than what's a platypus?

[notapigeon]

They're obviously also magic. Transfiguration gone wrong and released into the wild.

[arrogantalloy]

They also have furry tanks, and crazy rabbits. It's just divergent evolution.

Also armored spiders

[notapigeon]

I like my answer better.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course you would. It's crazy and outlandish. Really fun, but yeah don't think so.

[notapigeon]

Well, you can't prove that I'm wrong.

[arrogantalloy]

I don't have to, that's science's job.