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[notapigeon]

Goats are cool. They make good cheese. But you know what's ten times better than a goat? A capybara. Why can't we have those running around?

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[givesyouaboner]

They also have highly toxic barbs on their back legs. We can take over the school!

[notapigeon]

Are we holding the school for ransom?

[givesyouaboner]

Maybe. Is there something we really want?

[notapigeon]

If we already have capybaras and platypus, what more could we need?

[givesyouaboner]

Less homework? Waterslides at the lake? An amusement park built on the caste grounds?
If we have control of the school, we could get bank and do whatever.

[notapigeon]

We should write these down so we have a list of demands prepared for our take over.

[givesyouaboner]

Consider it done. Are we going to top it off with using mismatched letters from magazines and newspapers?

[notapigeon]

I've got a couple books I don't need anymore.

[givesyouaboner]

We can have a legit random note, then.