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[caresawholeawfullot]

So, if anyone need some help with Professor Rhydderch's chemistry essay, my summer life is ninety-eight and three-quarters per-cent muggle. I can help out. He did suggest we work together on it.

Comments

[notapigeon]

What's the other 1.25%?

[caresawholeawfullot]

Grammy's stories.

[notapigeon]

I bet they're still great stories for only being less than two percent.

[caresawholeawfullot]

They are! I mean, they're pretty out there, even knowing about wizarding stuff. But they're still fun.

[plushaeusrumpified]

That's a really weirdly specific number.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Oh, I've done my math.

[NO HE HASN'T.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

I think you need to divide that up a little more, then come up with a few more percentages.

Like. 20% Cool, for example.

100% ironic would be the best though, just so you know. If anything, I'd definitely say you need way more magic and a lot less muggle.

[caresawholeawfullot]

Right, right. I'm not even sure how my holiday would be ironic.

And there's nothing wrong with muggle stuff.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You'd have to make it ironic.

You're talking to a muggleborn, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just saying wizard shit is hella more awesome than most muggle stuff.

Except the iPhone. But then again, that's like fucking magic anyway. And I'm saying this as someone who isn't even an Apple fanboy.

[caresawholeawfullot]

How?

Oh, sorry. I kind of jumped to a conclusion there, I guess. But I like muggle stuff. It's nice to get back to it after all year at school.

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's hard to just... tell somebody to be ironic. You just do it. But let's see.

It'd be like me, a teacher, wearing a t-shirt that says 'I'm a Pedophile' to school. It's ironic because I'm not.

But there are some levels of irony that I don't even touch, like that one. 'Cuz they'd probably arrest me or something. So maybe that's a bad example, but it gets the job done.