Murdoc Marlin Ampora (Orphaner Dualscar) (
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sortinghat_rp2012-08-15 05:20 pm
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Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
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Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
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Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

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Sir.
And, what will the extra classes be like?
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I'm hoping to delve more into subjects of a practical nature and perhaps things that will be a bit more useful in the real world. Which is why I decided to teach swimming.
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I feel I could be doing a lot better.
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I wouldn't mind joining your swimming lessons either! It's 8een a long time since I took classes with a muggle instructor, I could do to 8rush up on it.
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How exactly do muggles teach one another to swim? I'm curious as to whether it differs any.
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ff's gonna make me do iit anyway.no subject
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ONLY AVAILABLE TO STUDENTS.
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I know )(ow to swim but i wouldn't mind )(elping out since you )(ave so many kids signing up!!
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Wouldn't want you to get distracted and have the students be injured now.
And I think certain students would not take you seriously.
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And I'm sure I could use the help with my swimming. I know how to not drown, which is the most important step, but I don't really know how to notdrown gracefully.
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Well..Not drownin' is essential. I'll be glad to assist you. Swimmin' comes naturally once you know the moves.
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Assuming you're capable of teaching that activity properly, at least.
I don't know what you're credentials are, but even if you're merely capable of keeping me from drowning I'd appreciate it.
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And I wouldn't be offering if I wasn't capable, but with an attitude like that you may as well teach yourself.
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But with all due respect, wouldn't avoiding the lake entirely be considered a form of active defense?
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That is to say, it's better to be safe than sorry. Defence Against the Dark Arts is based almost entirely on the potential of being attacked, not the guarantee of it.
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