Five ♒

[wwistful]

Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.

These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.

If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

Comments

[arachnoble]

I can assist you with lessons.

Wouldn't want you to get distracted and have the students be injured now.

And I think certain students would not take you seriously.

[wwistful]

You couldn't be more condescending if you tried. I don't need your help.

[arachnoble]

You have no choice in the matter, really.

[wwistful]

I do. If you want to be helpful, you won't get in my way.

[arachnoble]

I can be more helpful if I'm there.

It's not like you can stop me. Like I said, you have no choice in whether I help you or not.

[wwistful]

No, you won't be more helpful. You'll be obnoxious as all hell.

On the contrary, I can stop you.

[arachnoble]

I can be obnoxious and helpful at the same time.

Is that so? How do you plan on that?

[wwistful]

Sybille. I do not want your help. I want to do this myself.

How should I know? How are we meant to solve this kind of arguements?

[arachnoble]

That's truly unfortunate.

If I knew, would I be asking you? There has to be some way to settle things. Maybe in the way we did when we were young.

[wwistful]

Unfortunate for you, maybe.

. . .

[Filtered]
We are NOT doing THAT.

[arachnoble]

Afraid not.

[Filters right back.]

Come on, now. It'd be fun!

[wwistful]

Whatever.

[Filters]
I'm too rusty, it wouldn't be fair.

[arachnoble]

Just admit that you can't stop me.

[Filterrrreeedd]

Are you scared?

[wwistful]

Can and will.

[Filter]

No, I just don't feel like losing because I haven't practised.

[arachnoble]

We'll see about that.

[Filterfilter]

So you are scared.

[wwistful]

You're welcome to visit, but don't expect to be of any use.

[Foolter]

Not scared, no.

[arachnoble]

I'll be more than useful.

[Fulter]

You're scared of losing and you know it.

[wwistful]

You'll only be there so the students can ogle you.

[Futler]

Fine. If you want to do this, you're more than welcome to arrange a time.

[arachnoble]

I enjoy a good swim, too.

[ermahgerd ferlter]

Alright. How about the 16th, after supper?

[wwistful]

I'm sure.

[Fittler on the roof]

You're on, Matteris.

[arachnoble]

Don't you remember our lake adventures? I was a natural in the water.

[Filters your face off]

Bring it, Donoghue.

[wwistful]

I remember, I'm just incredulous towards the idea that you would not act up.

[Filter.]

I'll see you then.

[arachnoble]

Contrary to popular belief, I know how to behave.

[wwistful]

Colour me unconvinced.

[arachnoble]

Thank you for the vote of confidence.

Clearly that just means I need to prove you wrong.