Five ♒

[wwistful]

Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.

These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.

If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

Comments

[allisnotlost]

awwesome
an easy class

[moveslikejaeger]

do speedos count as proper swimming clothes

not he...re...

[allisnotlost]

[wwistful]

I have no idea what those are, and I'm not sure I want to.

[wwistful]

You're not obligated to attend, you know.

[allisnotlost]

wwhat if i wwant to

[wwistful]

You've got nothing better to do besides watching your old man yell at a bunch of kids in a lake?

[allisnotlost]

you seem to be under the impression that isnt entertainin enough for me

[moveslikejaeger]

litterally me ^

[allisnotlost]

im sure a fuckin text based description could havve been better than a fuckin picture

[wwistful]

[. . .]
The lake is cold.

[wwistful]

You're far more easily amused than I ever considered.

[arrogantalloy]

Does this mean standard classes are going to actually be harder now? Because really, I'd love more of a challenge.

[After a long pause]

Sir.

And, what will the extra classes be like?

[allisnotlost]

wwe all need a good laugh once in a wwhile father

besides wwho else are you goin to compliment for their great wwork an awward them wwith a million or so house points for such an amazin backstroke

[nobodyscrumpet]

Professor, I would very much love to be a part of the swimming, and the extra classes please.

I feel I could be doing a lot better.

[moveslikejaeger]

but i had a picture and that was easier than trying to write a description

english is not my first language you know

[moveslikejaeger]

you think the waters of northern germany arent

[allisnotlost]

wwell
wwhatevver

oh really noww
i wwouldnt havve evver guessed that considerin howw eloquently you speak an wwrite

[Your sarcasm is not needed boy]

[taleweaving]

Please mark me down as one of the students interested in your extra classes Professor. They sound interesting, and a good way of strengthening knowledge.

I wouldn't mind joining your swimming lessons either! It's 8een a long time since I took classes with a muggle instructor, I could do to 8rush up on it.

[moveslikejaeger]

then maybe you shuld pay more attention HUH????

[What is sarcasm?]

[allisnotlost]

its hard not to you knoww

[moveslikejaeger]

my abs are gorgeous arent they

[notthebee2]

yeah 2ure, why not. ff's gonna make me do iit anyway.

[allisnotlost]

i call bullshit theres no wway thats you

[moveslikejaeger]

is so i just have my hair up because it gets gross when exposed to sea water and sun all stringy and fried out and blugh