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sortinghat_rp2012-08-15 05:20 pm
wwistful) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-08-15 05:20 pm
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Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
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Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.
These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.
If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.
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Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.
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ARE YOU A PARTICULARLY POOR SWIM INSTRUCTOR?
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IF YOU FEEL IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU
you're certainly under no obligation.
I WAS SIMPLY INQUIRING.
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how much importance you think i place on you.
I HAVEN'T 'TRICKED' YOU, YET.
but you seem under the impression that i will go quite out of my way
TO MAKE YOU LOOK FOOLISH
as though i had nothing better to do with my time.
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AND YOU WERE OFFERING.
come, now, surely you're capable of that minuscule leap of logic?
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COME NOW, DONOGHUE,
how should i react to your constant accusations when
I'VE NEVER DONE A THING AGAINST YOU.
you've physically attacked me.
SHOULDN'T I BE THE SUSPICIOUS ONE?
i find humor and sarcasm are far preferable, myself.
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is it?
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AM I WRONG?
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OTHER THAN BEING AN EXCEEDING POOR STUDENT.
but no, i had no intention to.
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after hours, then?
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we are quite capable of producing our own illumination, after all.
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THE COVER OF DARKNESS WILL ALLOW ME TO DO ALL SORTS OF NEFARIOUS THINGS TO YOU
that i would somehow be incapable of in the light of day?
WELL, IF I MAKE YOU THAT NERVOUS,
far be it from me to challenge your fears.
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I'm not nervous, I just don't trust you.
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