Five ♒

[wwistful]

Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.

These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.

If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh my god yes, teach me how to swim.

[wwistful]

Are you being sincere or are you being

...you?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm being me.

Sincerely.

[wwistful]

So, you do know how to swim and you're making fun of me?

Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Of course he knows how to swim, you dummie.

But what the hell, maybe this could be like. Some kind of bonding thing or... something... Because he's tired of all this antagonism. He doesn't ever even know what's sincere or joking. And that says a lot, coming from him.

So he'll play this weird little game.]

Ok, ok. Fine. I'll be honest with you, just.

Don't tell anyone.

But I can't swim. So... You wanna give me lessons?

Except on one condition. They need to be private. I don't want anybody seeing this shit, so... Prefect's bathroom, sometime after midnight?

Re: Private

[wwistful]

You
can't swim
alright

[There is something very fishy here. But Murdoc knows the only way to find out is to just. let it happen and see how it goes.]

Would you like to set a date?

Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you judging me for that? Stop that.

I dunno, how's the first friday after school starts?

Private

[wwistful]

I was, but I stopped. Be thankful for that.

It should be alright, I will contact you if it isn't.

Private

[plushaeusrumpified]

And what if I said daddy didn't love me enough to teach me how to swim? Wouldn't you just feel bad for judging me, hmm?

You better fucking make time or I might cry.

Private

[wwistful]

What if I said I taught myself to swim because father wasn't around enough to show me how. Would you feel bad for trying to elicit a response from me?

I might like to see that.