Five ♒

[wwistful]

Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.

These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.

If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

how is that a question you are asking my hair is beautiful and so am i perhaps you are jealous that you could not have such lovely locks no matter how much product you put in them

[and then, because he's a brat, there is a portion that's just him singing along to .]

[allisnotlost]

i could groww my hair out
but id rather not look like a sissy

[Plus he already has ENOUGH trouble in the morning with his hair, he couldn't even imagine it any longer.]

[moveslikejaeger]

are you calling me a sissy? do you wanna fight? come on ill kick your ass

[allisnotlost]

yes lets just line up evveryone to beat the snot out of me wwhenevver wwe get back to school
this is exactly the wway i wwish to havve the year begin

[moveslikejaeger]

[there's a huge purple inkblot cause by Maxim laughing his ass off]

mein gott you have to be kidding me you might think i look like a sissy but at least i dont act like one maybe if you didnt want to get beat you shouldnt provoke fights huh

[allisnotlost]

[Grrrr]

shovve the fuck off i do not act like a fuckin sissy
and i dont fuckin PROVVOKE fights they just fuckin happen

[moveslikejaeger]

sweetie when you said that my hair made me look like a sissy you were insulting my honor
that is provoking a fight
however when you whined about my reaction that is behaving like a sissy
a real man would take responsibility for his words and actions