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[wwistful]

Now that school is nearly back in session, I have a question for the Ravenclaw and Slytherin students taking my class. I'd noticed a couple of you were going above and beyond expectations, but I'd also noticed quite a few of you failing to meet the standards set for you. As such, I am offering an hour long extension class for ALL years twice a week in which we will cover old topics more thoroughly and begin to study new things ahead of the usual regime.

These classes will, of course, benefit your grades. So if you are unhappy with your marks or looking for extra lessons, I would consider signing up here.

If it is of any interest, these lessons will also include swimming lessons and you do not need to be in my class to attend those. You will not be doing a repeat of camp, so be sure to bring actual swimming clothes if you attend. You may sign up here, and yes, we will be joining the squid in the lake. Even if you are capable of swimming, I am able to assist you with your form and speed.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner.]
Mr.Banner. Given the amount of classes you've missed, these classes will be mandatory and they will include practicals.

Comments

[wwistful]

This is a serious class, Captor. Are you certain it is worth your precious time?

[notthebee2]

of cour2e, dear profe22or. iit would be my plea2ure two attend your profe22ional cla22e2.

[wwistful]

Your sarcasm is unappreciated.

[notthebee2]

2arca2m? why, profe22or, ii mu2t admiit two beiing miildly offended.
whatever have ii done two de2erve 2uch ra2h treatment?

[wwistful]

Prior experience lead me to my educated guess.

[notthebee2]

ii dont really give a shit damn what you thiink, but iid liike two 2iign up anyway2.
2iince ff ii2 probably goiing, ii fiigure ii miight a2 well tag along.

[wwistful]

Are you her pet? Why do you need to follow her about?

[notthebee2]

gee, ii dunno, maybe becau2e 2he'2 my friiend?
tho2e are actually a thiing that exii2t2, 2hockiing, ii know.

[wwistful]

She's your friend so you'll do whatever she tells you to?

[notthebee2]

no, 2he'2 my friiend 2o iif 2he'2 goiing two take an extra cla22 that miight be a good way two 2pend tiime twogether, ii gue22 iit mean2 ii 2hould tag along, liike friiend2 do.
why do you need me two tell you all thii2? 2omeone of your age 2hould know what friien2hiip ii2 all about.

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[wwistful]

She's my daughter. That's why.

Apologies if I came on too harshly. Just mind yourself.


Also keep that to yourself.

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[notthebee2]

[ He did NOT see that coming. How could such a lovely person come out of -- okay he wasn't going to continue that train of thought or he might let something slip that would get him in trouble. ]

oh.

[ Lots of ink blotches. ]

ii wa2nt riipped 2traiight out of a 2oap opera when ii wa2 born, iim not retarded enough two go around 2preadiing rumor2 and 2ecret2.

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[wwistful]

You're in Ravenclaw, so I pressume you're at least somewhat capable of using your brain.

I was simply informing you that you're probably one of few who know right now lest you feel the urge to say it.