Bro Strider (
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sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
Seven Smuppets
Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

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I wanted it to be a surprise, so if you're upset about me not telling you sooner, I'm sorry.
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You
Okay so I didn't know that grammar was even a thing for you.
This is amazing.
Like, seriously. Most flawless uncle, that is you.
What languages would even count as that?
Regardless, I need to take this class.
I'll let Orangina play with Mrs Pickles if you don't let me.
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Mr. Pickles is already dead, do you really want to orphan an entire group of kids?
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I'm honestly surprised that you already qualify for a teaching position, but congratulations!
Strike unhackable
I hate you.I'm 32. Does that tell you anything?
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I'll be signing up for your class.
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If anything, I guess all your little firsties can just meet me for unofficial classes or something.
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Strikes are clearly visable
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You signing up?
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Seemed to think it'd be a better idea than teaching the kids how to fly, for some reason. He jumped at the idea, now that I think about it.
The more I think about it, the more I'm getting suspicious.
Except I don't really care.
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:33 < what all are we going to be covering??
[She already knows like. What five? WHY NOT ADD MORE?]
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I know a few more. Come to think of it, I could probably take requests? Private lessons are possible, if you want extra credit.
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What about you, got any hidden talents yourself?
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I know more, so if there's something you might wanna know, we can see if I know it and am actually any good at speaking it. Private lessons could be a good way to get extra credit or house points, so that's a thing to consider.
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Congratulations, Strider.
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Thanks. D'you know any languages yourself?
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I never knew you were proficient in languages. Just another surprise, isn't it?
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Looks that way, yep. But come on, is it really that surprising? Clearly you've never heard me rap. I'm fucking awesome with languages, English and Trollish.
No seriously, I do speak Troll.
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MrProfessor!What's Magical Languages about anyway? Are you teaching Mermish or something?
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That's one of them, yeah.
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make way for the harbiinger of the end tiime2, for 2omeone found theiir miiddle 2chool grammar book2 overnight.
repent, or thy 2oul wiill remaiin iin liimbo for all eterniity.
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Shhhhh, it's okay. We'll fix it. You're my new pet project, after I'm done with you, you'll be normal again, I swear.
You have no choice in the matter. I have the power to make you take my class.
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I WASN'T AWARE YOU WERE FLUENT IN ENOUGH LANGUAGES TO BE ELIGIBLE TO TEACH IT AS A COURSE.
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Yeah I'm kinda getting that response a lot. I guess it comes as a real fucking surprise that I'm not a dumbass redneck, huh?
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but i won't.
because it's stupid.
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