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sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
Seven Smuppets
Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
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Why the fuck did you ask?
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what kind of broom did you get me and when did you get it
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I bought you a Nimbus 1700 for your 13thbirthday in second year, but you had to wait until the holidays to get it. I took a picture of it with Lil Cal riding it, though. The first time you flew, it was like you'd been doing it forever.
Keep them coming, I can answer them all fucking day if I have to.
Dave, I'm your father.
Ksssssshkaaaaaaa.
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Fourteen.
I guess I'm not allowed to be happy about my job, am I?
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youre not allowed to drastically change everything while youre sitting in the next room
i hardly know anything the truth about you
dont go fucking with what i thought was a constant
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It's just handwriting. Nothing's changed. It's not invasion of the bodysnatchers up in here!
I'm still yourI'm still me.