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sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
Seven Smuppets
Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
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Well this is awkward.
He thought John was oblivious to that.
Uhhhhhhh.]
So...
Just you, then.
1/??
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Not done yet.
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DONE!
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He was such a dumbass. Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck. WHY DIDN'T HE REALIZE JOHN WAS KIDDING.
Oh my fucking god. He just keeps fucking all of the things up.]
Now look who's the prank master.
Spoiler: It's me.
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well congrats.
two in one.
that's an achievement.
i hope you can catch dave before he starts peeing.
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Because that's... really not an empty threat. At all.
So I'm gonna.
Go.
And make sure he doesn't do that. Bye.
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Accidental voice
Bro I will piss on everything you hold dear.
Filtered; Voice- Actually Dave can probably hear him since they're in the same house.
Re: Filtered; Voice- Actually Dave can probably hear him since they're in the same house.
ACCIDENT MY PUBESCENT SCROTUM
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He didn't mean for this to happen. He really, really didn't. He was actually trying to move AWAY from that subject because of this.
And then it happened anyway.]
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS KIDDING! I THOUGHT HE FUCKING KNEW OR SOMETHING, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
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[screaming into his pillow 5ever]
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He didn't mean to make Dave hate him like that.]
I... I didn't mean to. I was just- I... I don't fucking know. Trying to help.
Being stupid...
But he...I fixed it, Dave. He doesn't believe it anymore. I fixed it. For once I fixed one of my fuckups.
I'm sorry...
this isn't even through the journals lol
Re: this isn't even through the journals lol
I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF.
Re: this isn't even through the journals lol
OH MY GOD DAVE THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
[brb, running down the hall to follow Dave's voice and tackle him. Can't do anything with an eleven year old attached to you, right.]
Re: this isn't even through the journals lol
WHAT THE FUCK
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[Leave it to Striders to be literally on top of each other and still screaming.]
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yeah she's just yelling from the futon
Re: yeah she's just yelling from the futon
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WHY PEE?