Seven Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

...

Well.

I suppose it's only to be expected that you would think that given..

But the chance to learn new languages like this should be one that everyone is jumping on!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yep, pretty much.

And yeah, that's true. So I'm glad that's a thing they're excited about. To be honest, I'm pretty fucking excited too, so yeah. And that doesn't happen often, which makes this a fucking miracle.

[rule_britannia]

I shall wish you the best of luck, professor.

Out of interest, which languages will you be teaching?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thanks, bro.

Mermish, Troll and Gobbeldygook. I'm offering side lessons if there's a different language you'd like to learn instead, depending on whether or not I actually know it. Chances are? I do. But probably not as well as the others, since I spent so damn much time learning those.

[rule_britannia]

It sounds as if you're taking on a lot, sir.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Nah, I can handle it. Languages are my specialty, it's not even like work.

[rule_britannia]

How terribly lucky.

I must say I'm rather excited.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Good! Keep that attitude nice and strong for the school year and don't disappoint me by getting low marks on the first pop rap.

[rule_britannia]

I have no plans to disappoint you, sir. I wouldn't take on this class if I didn't think I could handle it.