Seven Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Then you've found the right guy, because by graduation I can guarantee you'll know so much Mermish your brain'll explode.

Oh shit, it's been a while since I've even used that. I could probably dust off my books on it and brush up my skills, if you don't mind me being a little rusty at first. It shouldn't be any problem though.

[bubblingover]

Well sign me up t)(en!! I am really looking forward to learning Mermis)(, it could definitely come in )(andy wit)( my plans!!

o)( really?! eeeeee)(!! t)(ank you so muc)(!!! i wouldn't mind at all, I just could use use some )(elp learning t)(e language!!

[plushaeusrumpified]

I think I need a permission slip from your parents though, so you might wanna send that in just in case. And what kinda plans have you got going on that require Mermish? I can only come up with two things. It's your dream to run off and join a Mermaid colony, or you wanna get a job in the Ministry doing something involving Mermaids.

We'll figure it out, then, no worries. I mean who knows, maybe I could eventually get good enough to include it as part of the actual class or something. Either way, we both benefit.

Though I damn sure better get a raise if it ever becomes a part of the actual curriculum.

[bubblingover]

e)()()( well bot)( of my parents are teachers, so i am sure t)(ey will be fine with it, but i )(ave a talk with mot)(er and get )(er to sign a permission slip for me!!

)(ee! yeah you got me!! planning to run away with the Mermaids and become one of t)(em!! its my life long dream i want to fulfil! pffffh ok in the reality, yea)( its partly i want to work with sea creatures as a job, but i also want to meet t)(e Squid w)(o lives at t)(e bottom of t)(e lake! I need to know Mermis)( so i can bypass t)(e Mermaids.

It's a win-win situation from no matter w)(at kind of angle you look at it!! How muc)( do t)(ey pay you at any rate?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Somehow, I really wouldn't be surprised if you ever did just convert to Mermism and live in the lake. And I mean that in the best way possible.

I dunno, I haven't actually gotten a paycheck for this job yet. I didn't pay too much attention to the financial aspect when I was talking to Dumblebro about it. My website makes enough money, this is just a hobby and a way to spend more time with the fam.

[bubblingover]

w)(at are you talking about, i am not a strange child, not at all. But if i )(ave disappeared you know w)(ere to find me!!

so you guys basically all do your job for free, but your stuck )(ere for most of the year!! I guess t)(e benefits make it wort)(w)(ile!

...)(ow do you run the website from )(ogwarts?