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sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-08-08 03:04 pm
Seven Smuppets
Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.
But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.
Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.
Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.
Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.
Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.
Strike unhackable
I hate you.I'm 32. Does that tell you anything?
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Your magical abilities must have developed very late. Maybe you were subconsciously blocking them. Do you think that's possible?
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You're such a dumbass.No. Just no. Stop that. I'm not sure if you're being really fucking naive, or just being a troll. I'm really starting to think it's the latter.
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And I'm definitely not a troll. I don't think they allow trolls to attend classes here. I'm not even sure if trolls are literate, but I'll look it up later to be sure.
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[As if to prove a point, he goes on voice and there's at least a full minute of angry grunting. He's taking the opportunity to tell Shinra how much of a dumbass he is and how much he hates him. It's very therapeutic, even if Shinra can't understand him. Once he's done, he goes back to text.]
What even the hell makes you think I'm not a professor? Because this is getting old, fast. I demand some fucking respect.