Seven Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Thanks, man.

Yeah I'm kinda getting that response a lot. I guess it comes as a real fucking surprise that I'm not a dumbass redneck, huh?

[accioleggings]

I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
IT JUST SEEMS ODD CONSIDERING THE REST OF YOUR PERSONALITY.

PARLI ITALIANO?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow, thanks. You sure do know how to make a guy feel nice and special.

Non è del mio meglio, ma posso parlare decentemente.

[accioleggings]

That didn't come off as intended, sorry.

Buono a sapersi! Le persone che conosco e che può anche decentemente lo parlano sono pochi e distanti tra loro.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Nah, I'm used to it. Everybody's got their fucking opinions, so it's cool.


Sì, io non incorrere in troppe persone che possono. Poi di nuovo, non mi mostrare la capacità che spesso in modo non importa.

[accioleggings]

For what it's worth I find it a pleasant surprise.

E 'un peccato davvero. E 'una bella lingua. Sono cresciuto con essa.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Io preferisco il francese.

[accioleggings]

Mon français n'est pas aussi bon.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well y'know, my French is pretty fucking flawless. If you wanted, I could help you learn it. I mean, I'd have to check my schedule.

It's pretty full, so.

I might not be able to.

But I mean if you really did want me to, I could try and fit you in. I dunno...