Seven Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Alright everyone gather around, because Bro has an announcement to make for all of you bitches. But first you're probably thinking 'whoa suddenly grammar!'

Yes. That is definitely something that I'm doing now. Because I have a new job.

But don't let your heart break yet, because I'm still here. I'm not actually leaving, so calm your breasts. Okay no, I'm sorry, even though I'm trying to be all fancy, I just can't say that. So calm your tits.

Anyway, yeah. I'm transferring to a new position; I'm your new Magical Languages professor. It's the best fucking new elective Hogwarts has ever had and I'm sure you all wanna join. I have bad news though, because it's only third year and up.

Unless you beg. If you beg, I'm sure I can pull a few strings with Dumblebro. He's a rad guy, considering he actually let me have this position. But yep, that's my announcement. You can go ahead and sign up, just write your name and year and owl it over. That way I can know how many of you to expect.

Also if you have any questions, I guess you can ask. It never hurts to give a few more deets if you're that interested.

Oh and Kishitani, that means I'm a real goddamn Professor now, so if I hear you question that anymore, I'm giving you detention for real.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm pretty fucking surprised about that. I mean, Muggle schools have languages in their schools. Why not here?

[thegluethatbinds]

I'm curious; where did you learn Mermish and Troll?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I mainly taught myself. I mean, it was difficult. It's not exactly easy to find good books on them. It's even harder to find Merpeople who're willing to help out.

Don't even get me started on Trolls.

[thegluethatbinds]

I can see the problem there. You might have more luck with giants than trolls.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I dunno, they're both pretty goddamn vicious.

[thegluethatbinds]

There are giants who aren't averse to interaction with wizards, and they can be negotiated with, so long as you've got the favour of the Gurg. I'm afraid I can't really say the same for trolls.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, that's true. I really don't think Trolls care much for interacting with us. I mean, if you study their language, you realize they're... Not all actually stupid. They just don't fucking care and their tempers make them easy to piss off.

But you're right, I think giants are a hell of a lot more reasonable. I haven't had much interaction with them, though.