12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[clockspinner]

uh
bro
you okay

[brohoof]

Well the head rush is going away and I don't feel that bad, so I guess I'm alright. I'm still a bit freaked out though, ending up in that teacher's room without knowing how.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if I was kidnapped. It's the only explanation.

[notyourmum]

Hello?

I Seem To Be Lost As Well.
That Is, I Recognise The Castle, But It Seems Very Peculiar.
Im Not Sure What Is Happening...

[brohoof]

Hi.

Well I can't really help there, since this place always seems peculiar to me. What's different? Are you having head problems too?

[seeringlight]

Oh monsieurrrrrrr! Vous avez des ennuis.
Ah.
Excusez-moi.
Me English est peu...uhm. It bad. It is very not good.
You are trouble though! I am telling!!!

[brohoof]

Whoa whoa whoa! No! Stop that, stop! I barely have a clue what you just said, but don't go telling on me! It ain't my fault!

[brokethecycle]

Are you okay? [He's ...actually not sure what to make of this post at all but...]

The castle does weird stuff a lot, actually.

[brohoof]

I'm fine, I think. I'm still checking myself for other signs of being kidnapped, but I haven't found anything. So I really don't know how I got here.

I've noticed, but I think this is the weirdest. Sort of. I don't know, it's all just kind of weird, really. It's a big blurry ball of weirdness.

[accioleggings]

A HOMEWORK ANNOUNCEMENT IS A VERY ODD TIME TO BE PULLING A PRANK, STRIDER.

[brohoof]

Oh no

you're yelling

please stop, I'm sorry! It was seriously an accident, I really, really didn't mean to!

[wwehs]

[Despite the fact Eridan loving to read, even at such a young age, this was a lot to read.

But at least he caught one thing in particular. Have a lot of purple blotches on the page and strikeouts.]

yu you have some ones jurnal jur journal too
this one i have has this purple all in it tho though like my purple im uing now
and a lot a weird ritgh right words in it

[brohoof]

[What can he say? Longwindedness is something he's had all his life.]

Oh man! I'm glad I'm not the only one. That's seriously a relief. Did you wake up somewhere confusing, too? Were you kidnapped like me?
Well. I'm still not sure I was kidnapped. They left the door unlocked, so if I was kidnapped, they're really bad at it. But still. Something's going on and I don't know what it is and it's confusing.

[wwistful]

Are you quite alright, Strider?

[brohoof]

More purple writing! You're not the same guy, I can tell. You're actually spelling right.

Are you maybe Cronus?

And to answer your question, I'm fine. I feel a lot better, the head rush is gone and everything.

[mysterytwin]

Uh, is everything okay?

[brohoof]

I'm fine! The head rush is gone and I'm pretty sure I've decided I wasn't kidnapped by this point. I thought I was, but then I figured out kidnappers wouldn't leave the door unlocked.

A baby Tess

[thrownout]

This place is a school?

[brohoof]

Sure is!

Are you another little kid who got lost? How old are you? I'm really starting to wonder if the castle decided to start a kindergarten service.

Or a daycare.

[patrioticspells]

Professor? Are you alright?

Or [ink blots]

Never mind, ignore that professor part. I just got you confused with somebody else.

[guess who's slowly getting the hang of these hogwarts shenanigans.]

I don't have any ink, but I don't think you're in any trouble.

[brohoof]

How could you mistake me for a professor? Just because I accidentally used this journal doesn't mean I sound like one, do I? That would be so boring.

Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure this counts as breaking and entering.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Are there secrets in there? What does it say? Tell me!

[brohoof]

There's a lot written here, I don't even know where to start! And besides, no! That'd get me into a whole lot of trouble.

[givesyouaboner]

Uncle Dirk?
Are you okay?

[brohoof]

Why are you calling me uncle?

[notapigeon]

It's your own journal. You should be allowed to read whatever you want from it.

[brohoof]

Except it's not my journal! I don't remember writing any of this. It's all a bunch of weird stuff about school and dates and it just doesn't make any sense, because I never wrote it. So it's definitely not my journal.