12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[mysterytwin]

I'm really not am I?

I should be the one saying sorry, dude. It was wrong of me to be judgmental before I even got to know you.

[brohoof]

Oh. Well then, does that mean I have permission to try and get her to go on a date with me?

[mysterytwin]

ye

n

I guess.

BUT I want to get to know you first.

[brohoof]

Are you


like



hitting on me now?

[mysterytwin]

What?

NO.

I just want to make sure you're the right guy for my sister!

[brohoof]

It sounded a lot like you were hitting on me.

Dude that's just gross.

I mean I know I'm hot and everything, but that's just not a place I ever wanna go with you. Ever. I'm sorry.

Please don't do that again.

[mysterytwin]

Dude, I'm not hitting on you. I don't even know how to hit on someone.

Besides, even if I was into guys or something you're probably not my type anyway so you don't need to worry about that.

[brohoof]

Wait, hold on, back up what are you talking about? How would I not be your type? I'm everyone's type! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[mysterytwin]

I just said I don't even know my type or what I'm into. Jeez, don't take offense.

[brohoof]

I didn't take offense, I'm just saying. I could totally be your type! I'm everyone's type, even if you don't know what your type is.

[mysterytwin]

Well...I mean, how do you even know that stuff? Isn't it confusing?

[brohoof]

No? I mean, not to me. You either like somebody or you don't. And there's everything to like about me, which is what I mean by being your type.

Why make it complicated by thinking it's confusing?

[mysterytwin]

Because somehow I always manage to make things complicated.

Big news there.

[brohoof]

Well stop! Stop thinking about things. Just think about whether or not you like somebody and you'll be fine! That's all there is to it. There really doesn't even gotta be a type. Just how you feel! It's dumb to make this complicated, because it's so easy!

[mysterytwin]

Huh.

I guess I never saw it like that.

[brohoof]

Well open your eyes and see it for what it is. Happy to help with that, by the way.

And now that I have, you're free to admit you were totally hitting on me earlier, because I know you were.

[mysterytwin]

Thanks.

And no, I still wasn't hitting on you.