12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[clockspinner]

uh
bro
you okay

[notyourmum]

Hello?

I Seem To Be Lost As Well.
That Is, I Recognise The Castle, But It Seems Very Peculiar.
Im Not Sure What Is Happening...

[brohoof]

Well the head rush is going away and I don't feel that bad, so I guess I'm alright. I'm still a bit freaked out though, ending up in that teacher's room without knowing how.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if I was kidnapped. It's the only explanation.

[brohoof]

Hi.

Well I can't really help there, since this place always seems peculiar to me. What's different? Are you having head problems too?

[clockspinner]

[...okay then.]

did you hit your head or something

[notyourmum]

That Is An Indelicate Way Of Putting It.
But Yes.
I Do Not Remember How I Got Here.

[brohoof]

Well if I was kidnapped, I could've hit my head in the struggle! Because if I was kidnapped, there's no way I would've just let it happen. The struggle would've brought down the house.

Or the castle. Which I guess is a house, technically. Either way.

[brohoof]

I'm not trying to be a jerk when I say this, and I know it's probably going sound like it, but I really don't mean it rudely.

But you got here on a train.

[clockspinner]

bro you werent kidnapped

hold on ill come get you

[Not come find, because find implies he doesn't know exactly where Bro's office is.]

[brohoof]

As much as I like nicknames, you can call me Dirk if you want to. I don't really know you that well, and aren't nicknames a thing you use when you're friends with someone?

But ok, I guess I could use the help if you really want. I do need to get back to Gryffindor tower before I get in trouble for being here.

[seeringlight]

Oh monsieurrrrrrr! Vous avez des ennuis.
Ah.
Excusez-moi.
Me English est peu...uhm. It bad. It is very not good.
You are trouble though! I am telling!!!

>action

[clockspinner]

[Yep he's already on his way.

He knocks on Bro's office door, muttering under his breath.]

ohmygod Bro I swear to fuck if this is some sort of elaborate prank--

[brohoof]

Whoa whoa whoa! No! Stop that, stop! I barely have a clue what you just said, but don't go telling on me! It ain't my fault!

action

[brohoof]

[When he hears the knock on the door and the voice outside, he's halfway to hiding because he's sure he's been found out and they're coming to punish him. He's halfway under the desk when Dave enters the room, and when he lays eyes on him he gasps.

BANG.

That's the sound of his head hitting the desk as he scrambles to get up.]

Shit- Ah! I mean, crap! Don't tell mom I said that. What're you doin' here?

[seeringlight]

I not have to hear you!
Why?
Why I should not?

[brokethecycle]

Are you okay? [He's ...actually not sure what to make of this post at all but...]

The castle does weird stuff a lot, actually.

[brohoof]

Cuz me being in here was a total mistake! I think I was kidnapped, actually. C'mon, don't tell anybody.

I have candy. I will give you candy.

action

[clockspinner]

[Dave pulls up short when Dirk crawls out from under Bro's desk.]

...Dirk? Wait-- mom? Wh--

[seeringlight]

Okay.
I nobonbon??? I want s'il vous plaît!

[brohoof]

I'm fine, I think. I'm still checking myself for other signs of being kidnapped, but I haven't found anything. So I really don't know how I got here.

I've noticed, but I think this is the weirdest. Sort of. I don't know, it's all just kind of weird, really. It's a big blurry ball of weirdness.

[notyourmum]

Oh.
We Have A Comedian.

[brokethecycle]

Well, if you're still in the castle it shouldn't be all that hard to escape, right? Unless you're locked in or something?

I've been turned into a ghost before. I think that's the weirdest thing its done to me so far.

action

[brohoof]

[He doesn't understand why you seem surprised, but he doesn't really question it. He's learned never to question you, honestly.]

Yeah, that word I just let slipped. Don't tell her. So how'd you get here? I mean, I thought you couldn't! Did you somehow find magic? Are you finally gonna join me here, or what?

[Because honestly, having his guide to coolness right within reach is just so amazingly nice. He's had to make it up as he went along for the last couple of months and he's pretty sure he's messed up a few times.]

[brohoof]

I'll be here all week.

[brohoof]

[Inkblots.]

Can you maybe try speaking more English and a bit less French, please?