12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[notyourmum]

Oh.
We Have A Comedian.

[brohoof]

I'll be here all week.

[notyourmum]

Does The Comedian Come With A Name?

[brohoof]

Yes. Yes he does.

Dirk Strider, master comedian.

I have lots of professions though, this is just me on Saturdays.

[notyourmum]

Lots Of Professions?
Do They Include Sneaking Into Professors Offices?

[brohoof]

Well I have thought about becoming a spy. So maybe!
But this, though, was seriously an accident. I'm not sure how I actually got here. Unless I was sleep-spying.

[notyourmum]

That Could Be Inconvenient!
Do You Need Some Help?

[brohoof]

It would be really inconvenient!
And nah, but thanks! I can figure it out on my own. I think. I'm pretty sure I can. I just need to figure out where I am and then figure out how to get back to the tower. It's really easy to get lost here.

Not that I ever have.

I just mean for other people.

[notyourmum]

You Dont Know Where You Are.
That Would Suggest That Youre Lost Wouldnt It?

Maybe I Can Help You Work Out Where You Are.
Can You See Anything Out Of The Window?

[brohoof]

That doesn't mean I'm lost! It just means I don't know where I am. There's a huge difference, I promise.

I really appreciate it, but I don't need help! I can find my way.

[notyourmum]

Ok, If Youre Sure!
Good Luck Dirk!