12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[mysterytwin]

Yeaaaaah I don't think you were kidnapped.

Leaving the door open would make them pretty dumb kidnappers but this is also a school, so keeping you hidden somewhere that public would be a stupid idea.

[brohoof]

Yeah, exactly. I'm still trying to figure out how I wound up in that teacher's room, though. It just doesn't make any sense. I could've been sleep walking, I guess.

[mysterytwin]

Maybe you were hit with a spell or given a potion in disguise?

[brohoof]

But why would someone do that and then just leave me there?

[mysterytwin]

Some kind of prank maybe?

[brohoof]

That would be a really weird prank. And kinda lame, too. I'm still thinking maybe it was something really mundane like sleep walking or something.

[mysterytwin]

True. It'd be kind of weird to just knock someone out and leave them somewhere. I haven't even had that happen to me yet.

Oh! Uh, my name's Dipper.

[brohoof]

Yes, exactly. I mean, if they were going to go through the effort, you'd think I would wake up with my face drawn on or something.

My name's Dirk.

[mysterytwin]

You would've been guaranteed that if it had been my sister. She does that to me all the time.

What year are you? I'm a second year Ravenclaw.

[brohoof]

Sounds like my kind of girl.


First year Gryff. I just started school a couple months ago,

[mysterytwin]

[He's going to ignore that comment.]

Oh. Well welcome to Hogwarts I guess. Y'know. Belatedly and all that.

[brohoof]

[It's for the best.]

Thanks.

So what's your sister's name anyway?

[mysterytwin]

[Especially once he works out Dirk is Professor Strider.]

Her name's Mabel. She's a second year in Gryffindor. We're twins.

[brohoof]

How've I never seen her before? That's weird. But it doesn't matter. You should tell me more about her! What's she like? What's she look like? Is she single?

[mysterytwin]

Uh, well that's really weird because she's really friendly so I'm sure I probably would've heard her talking about you before...

I'm not sure what to tell you...she's bubbly and creative. You probably would've heard her in the common room by now. Long brown hair and brown eyes like me, usually in a sweater over her uniform.

[Ignoring that last question. Yep.]

[brohoof]

She sounds rad! You should introduce us.

And you forgot a question.

Is she single?

[He will get his answer.]

[mysterytwin]

Yes, she is and no she's not dating anyone anytime soon.

[He's a protective brother, okay?]

[brohoof]

I question the validity of that last statement.

[mysterytwin]

It's perfectly valid!

[brohoof]

I don't think it is.

[mysterytwin]

Trust me, I'm letting you down gently.

[brohoof]

I think you should stop trying to speak for her, dude. I think once we meet there's no way she wouldn't wanna date me.

[mysterytwin]

That's exactly what I'm trying to prevent.

[brohoof]

It ain't your place to prevent it! Besides, there's nothing wrong with me. I'm awesome, so why wouldn't you want me to? We'd be a great match.

[mysterytwin]

I'm her brother. I have perfectly valid reasons to prevent guys from dating her, especially ones I don't really know. For all I know you could be a bunch of gnomes pretending to be an actual person.