12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[mysterytwin]

[Especially once he works out Dirk is Professor Strider.]

Her name's Mabel. She's a second year in Gryffindor. We're twins.

[brohoof]

How've I never seen her before? That's weird. But it doesn't matter. You should tell me more about her! What's she like? What's she look like? Is she single?

[mysterytwin]

Uh, well that's really weird because she's really friendly so I'm sure I probably would've heard her talking about you before...

I'm not sure what to tell you...she's bubbly and creative. You probably would've heard her in the common room by now. Long brown hair and brown eyes like me, usually in a sweater over her uniform.

[Ignoring that last question. Yep.]

[brohoof]

She sounds rad! You should introduce us.

And you forgot a question.

Is she single?

[He will get his answer.]

[mysterytwin]

Yes, she is and no she's not dating anyone anytime soon.

[He's a protective brother, okay?]

[brohoof]

I question the validity of that last statement.

[mysterytwin]

It's perfectly valid!

[brohoof]

I don't think it is.

[mysterytwin]

Trust me, I'm letting you down gently.

[brohoof]

I think you should stop trying to speak for her, dude. I think once we meet there's no way she wouldn't wanna date me.

[mysterytwin]

That's exactly what I'm trying to prevent.

[brohoof]

It ain't your place to prevent it! Besides, there's nothing wrong with me. I'm awesome, so why wouldn't you want me to? We'd be a great match.

[mysterytwin]

I'm her brother. I have perfectly valid reasons to prevent guys from dating her, especially ones I don't really know. For all I know you could be a bunch of gnomes pretending to be an actual person.

[brohoof]

What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! And I've heard a lot of stupid things.

If you're not careful, it's gonna make it look like you have a crush on her. And dude, that's so gross. I just don't even know what to say to that thought.

[mysterytwin]

It could be possible! You have to look at every variable when considering the possibilities of something happening.

What? Oh my god no. I only want her to be happy. What part of that says I have a crush on her?

[brohoof]

If you want her to be happy, what's to say she won't be happy with me? You should at least let her decide before you try and chase me off!

[mysterytwin]

Well, yeah I guess...but how am I supposed to know you're not someone affected by this weird curse thing that's happening?

[brohoof]

By not worrying so much. I'm sure I'd know if there was something wrong with me. Just relax! Jeez. I'm fine. Nothing's wrong with me.

[mysterytwin]

It's a kneejerk reaction when you have someone like Mabel as your twin.

[brohoof]

Does she need protecting, though? Or are you just weird? You make her sound like.

I don't know.

A retard or something.

If she isn't, then you shouldn't worry so much!

[Forgive his unpolitically correctness. A part of him feels bad for it.]

[mysterytwin]

She's not a retard, man.

It's just

it's kinda hard to ignore things and not be worried about her.

[sigh]

Even if I wanted to relax I couldn't.

[brohoof]

Welp.

I still wanna meet her and maybe possibly date her.

But I feel like maybe I should apologize for that? I dunno. Sorry?

Geez you aren't making this easy at all.

[mysterytwin]

I'm really not am I?

I should be the one saying sorry, dude. It was wrong of me to be judgmental before I even got to know you.

[brohoof]

Oh. Well then, does that mean I have permission to try and get her to go on a date with me?

[mysterytwin]

ye

n

I guess.

BUT I want to get to know you first.