12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[wwehs]

[Despite the fact Eridan loving to read, even at such a young age, this was a lot to read.

But at least he caught one thing in particular. Have a lot of purple blotches on the page and strikeouts.]

yu you have some ones jurnal jur journal too
this one i have has this purple all in it tho though like my purple im uing now
and a lot a weird ritgh right words in it

[brohoof]

[What can he say? Longwindedness is something he's had all his life.]

Oh man! I'm glad I'm not the only one. That's seriously a relief. Did you wake up somewhere confusing, too? Were you kidnapped like me?
Well. I'm still not sure I was kidnapped. They left the door unlocked, so if I was kidnapped, they're really bad at it. But still. Something's going on and I don't know what it is and it's confusing.

[wwehs]

[It's all good, it's all all good. UwU]

no way papa would newer never let m get kidnapped!!!!
hes a an aror auror and hes big and strong and stuff
but i kinda did wake up an not know where he was
or nan
or big broth cronus
have you seen em around

[brohoof]

An auror? You'll have to catch me up to speed, I'm new to this whole wizard business. And I'm assuming you don't mean the lights in Alaska.

I've never heard of this Cronus guy. Or your dad. I don't have any idea who you are, so I really can't help you. I mean, unless you tell me what they look like? What's your name? Mine's Dirk.

[wwehs]

nooo not aarr aurororas
aurors are like um
theyre big important people for the milit myst ministry
papa protects us from bad evil wizards who wanna hurt us
an i wanna b just like him one day!!

cronus is my big brother
oh um my names eridan
im 6 and iwve got black hair blue eyes an spots freckles all over!

[brohoof]

Oh! So they're like police officers? Only, magical and more awesome? Because that's what it's sounding like. Can I meet your dad? He sounds like a really cool guy.

Aren't you a little young to be here? I thought this place was only for eleven year olds and up! Do they have a kindergarten thing now or what? Maybe that's what you're here for. Maybe you just forgot! Do you want me to come find you and maybe try and figure out what's up?

[wwehs]

yeah yeah!! thats esacty exactly it!
yeah papas really cool and you can meet him hehe

oh um
well i dunno
papa takes me and cronus on with him so maybe thats it?
but i dont ewer ever relly get too far from them without them knowin where i am
oh um yea id like that
cause i wanna find someone soon cause yeah

[brohoof]

Awesome! I can't wait.

Alright, I'll be there soon.

Wait, where's there, exactly? Can you tell me what it looks like where you're at? Because I still get lost around here sometimes and that'd suck if I got lost while trying to find you. Because then you'd be alone forever and I'd be a really crappy rescuer babysitter guy.

[wwehs]

well i woke up in a room with a buncha beds
but i grabbed some stuff an i left
the place i was in was green and stuff and kinda coldish
but right now im in a place with a lotta books
i feel alright bein here yknoww
no ones sawed me yet

[brohoof]

Oh! The Library. Alright, I can find you easily then. I'll be there soon, so just sit there with your books and try and focus on happy things. I'll try and make it before anyone else finds you, ok?

[And he sets off.]

[wwehs]

yeah!! i can do that
i low love readin an stuff so ill just read till you get there
here i mean oops

[And Eridan certainly did make himself comfortable. He found a nice corner of the library that seemed to be less inhabited and took a few random books off the shelves that seemed interesting to him. When Dirk finds him, all in his chubby 6 year old glory, there is a few key differences from the lad at his age from the one that we all know of the tender age of 14. The first one being that his hair's not dyed at this age and is pressed down with a few bits up in a cowlick-y fashion. The next being that he's more chubby than usual and even at the angle that he's sitting he looks.

Like a fat kid.

Not even gonna lie.

Other than that, he's still a million freckles and wearing glasses that he's having to push up every so often. He's not really paying much attention to the words, but mainly going for the pictures right now.]

perma action

[brohoof]

[Dirk manages to find the library fairly quickly, having been here plenty of times. He won't admit it, but it's also somewhere he enjoys being. He wasn't nearly a Ravenclaw for nothing, after all. Finding Eridan is the hard part, since it's such a big place, but when he does, it's very obvious. He takes a moment to take in the sight, having to suppress a laugh. Not a mocking one, it's just. an amusing sight in general. And then he approaches.]

You're Eridan, right? I'm Dirk.