12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You're excused. You're probably not smart enough to anyway! And I'm not weird.

I have nothing mixed up. You're just
SO DUMB
You have a

_{[inkblots here too. HOW DOES HE ENGLISH.]}

BACKPFEIFENGESICHT.

_{[Congrats Bro, Gilbert just said you have a face that's in dire need of a fist.]}

[brohoof]

You keep using words that don't make any sense like a total giant moron! That doesn't make me mad because I don't even know what it means!

But you know what? I could get my bro to kick your butt for calling me dumb! And maybe I will!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

They make plenty of sense! It's not my fault your language is too stupid to have a direct translation.

_{[Oh! He remembers what it means now.]}

It means you need to be punched in your face!
I'm not scared of your bro. I'll beat him up!

[brohoof]

[Oh. Oh he didn't just go there. He seriously... didn't just go there. He can take jabs at himself, but when you threaten his bro then there's a problem.]

I'll kick yours for saying that last part.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Bring it, dumb head!

[brohoof]

Where are you, then? Or should I just follow the scent of stupidity?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

If you do that, you'd only end up with your head up your butt!

I'm in a room with lots of green things.

[brohoof]

Nah, I think it'd be firmly up yours.

That doesn't tell me a lot, idiot. There's a lot of green things here! Be more specific or I'm gonna start thinking you're afraid of me. I don't blame you. I can kick serious butt.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It so would not!!

Give me a minute, Dummkopf. I've never been here before.

_{[There's a literal minute or two where he doesn't respond because he's navigating around.]}

I'm not in the room with all the green anymore, but it's kinda damp around so I think I'm in a dungeon.

[brohoof]

Wow your dumbness just keeps getting even dumber! This places has about a million dungeons.

Ugh, whatever. I'll just come and look for you. Try not to get too scared.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Whatever, buttface! I have no way of knowing which one it is when I'm already in it!

Hurry up.

[brohoof]

[He doesn't even respond, instead he just sets off to try and find him. He's not gonna lie though, a part of him is pretty scared. Mainly at getting lost. And getting his butt beat. But mostly getting lost, because the dungeons are confusing and he just doesn't know where to even start.

Also he doesn't even know what this guy looks like, so he's gonna just be wandering around a while and hoping that he finds him.]

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[Gilbert is impatiently hanging about. He actually can't stay in one spot, but he doesn't leave the section of the dungeon he's in. He'll be that tiny kid asking every single person who walks by if they're the journal guy.]}

[brohoof]

[The only way Dirk finds out that this is who he's looking for is by being asked if he's the 'journal guy'. Otherwise, he never would've thought this is who he'd be looking for.]

Yeah, I am!

[He narrows his eyes into a glare, fists clenching at his sides.

But he isn't exactly going to make the first move.]

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[Oh, this is exciting.]}

Are you gonna do something or what? Or are you chicken?