12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.

Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco

[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]

Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.

This guy writes a lot of weird things.

Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.

So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.

I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...

Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.

[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from brohoof]

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[brohoof]

Where are you from?

And you're definitely too young to be here! This just keeps getting weirder. But at least you're not six and can actually form readable sentences. That part's a big relief.

[thrownout]

I'm from Kansas. I don't think there are two castles there though. Is this New York?

How old do you have to be to go to this school? The school I go to has younger children.

[brohoof]

Kansas? New York? Nah this is Scotland! I think. I forget where Hogwarts is specifically. But I think it's Scotland.

You get in when you're 11.

[thrownout]

Scotland? My daddy said his parents came from here.

How come you have to wait until you're a certain age?

[brohoof]

Yep. All the way 'cross the ocean.

I have no idea! It's kinda weird. But then again, I didn't know this plac even existed until I was 11, so that might have a lot to do with it. It's just the way it is.

[thrownout]

That's strange.

What's your name?

[brohoof]

Yeah, it really is.

And it's Dirk. What about you?

[thrownout]

Lutessa Luthor, it's nice to meet you.

[brohoof]

Ditto! You mind if I call you Tess, though? Lutessa's kinda weird. No offense.

[thrownout]

That's fine, My parents only call me Lutessa. My dad goes on about how a Luthor should take pride in their name, but he calls my brother by Lex instead of Alexander.