Bro Strider (
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2012-11-30 10:36 pm
12 Smuppets; Text; Forward dated slightly to morning
Yo, it's been entirely too long since you all got a real homework assignment. Not something like those little study assignments I've been giving you. It's about time for another one of the real deals.
Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco
[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]
Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.
This guy writes a lot of weird things.
Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.
So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.
I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...
Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.
[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from
brohoof]
Since you're all on the same level, this goes to everyone. You've been studying basic phrases in Mermish, right? So it's time to put those to use. I want everyone to start inco
[But then the message stops for a few long moments. Ink drips onto the page as if he's dropped his quill. It's a while before anything more than inksplatters appears.]
Alright, that was weird! I just had like, a massive head rush or something. I don't remember coming into this room! And I don't even know whose journal this is, but I guess I got a teacher's journal by accident? I don't even know. But whatever. I hope they don't mind me using it, because I can't find my own.
This guy writes a lot of weird things.
Oh, I probably shouldn't be reading this, should I? Sorry! Please don't give me detention. I'm just kinda confused, I wasn't thinking. I'll pretend I didn't read anything.
So anyway, I've been here a few months now and weird things are still happening. Like me waking up in this room randomly, for example. Is that normal? Should I see a doctor? I know this place is magical, but still it's really freaking weird.
I should probably get out of here now that I think about it. I don't wanna be caught in some teacher's office without permission...
Also does anyone have any ink I can borrow? Because this black is really boring.
[So yeah, Bro is back to being a first year in the middle of writing a homework assignment and is kinda confused. On an OOC note, responses will come from

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Alright let's g-
[That's when David's last sentence registers on the brain, and he stops completely. Did he hear right? No. No, he couldn't have. His Bro had just... no way. He had to have heard wrong.
But at the same time, it's still ringing firmly in his ears and he can't unhear it. And he's completely in disbelief, because there's no way he'd said that to him. It's something he had to be imagining.]
N-No...You're here now! So that goes to you, definitely.
[He can't believe David said that, and it's definitely showing, because he still hasn't moved, and his face is about as red as a tomato.]
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Then Bro spoke again, and Dave's heart slowly calmed down to the point where it lowered itself from pounding right behind his teeth.]
No way man, you're still the numero uno Striderian representative around here. You're the frontman for the whole operation. You gotta do me proud, little man. It's up to you.
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I'll try not to let you down, then!
[His voice is very small and kind of quivery, because he's just a liiiittle bit overwhelmed. And he's still not moving, because wow. His biggest idol in the whole world told him he was cool and he's trying not do make noises or otherwise show David how much he's actually flipping out on the inside.]
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Wow that grin is cute.
Wow it's really weird to see that look on Bro's face. (It shouldn't be, he's seen it on Dirk's before, and they are literally identical, somehow.)
He holds out his knuckles again.]
You got this, Bro. I believe in you.
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When David offers his fist again, he doesn't hesitate to go in for a fist bump this time, the grin still apparent on his face.]
Let's go, then! It's time to show you all of the things.
[And then he latches onto Dave's hand, because hey. You said it's okay to hold hands. And then he pulls him toward the door.]
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Alright, alright, I'm coming. Hold your horses, bro.
[But he follows anyway, preparing himself to have to act surprised at seeing all things that he'd seen dozens of times before.]
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Where d'you wanna go first? The lake? Gryffindor tower? I could show you where I sleep. It's pretty awesome! The bed's way more comfortable than the one back home, you have no idea. Oh and I found this bathroom, and it has a ghost in it. She's just always there. In the toilet. Crying. It's so weird!
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[He's just going to pull Dave into the vague direction he hopes the lake is in.]