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[cantfightthisfire]

Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Dickery: The only place where people get butthurt over magic 8 balls.

Get over yourselves, you dumbasses.

Comments

[brothor]

My butt doesn't hurt! I predicted this reacti

[cantfightthisfire]

Not yours.

But everybody else is sure acting like you shoved it up their asses without the lube.

[brothor]

People are often defensive in the face of true potential, I am used to such behaviour.

[cantfightthisfire]

[...In a weird way, she can sort of relate to this.

Even if he's being really stupid and actually thinks he's a seer. She'll just... ignore that.]

Yeah. I'm used to it too.

[brothor]

Sometimes it's easier to ignore it than initiate fights over it. I learnt that the hard way.





Though I still intend on teaching some lessons. [Cleaning come clocks yadda yadda talking to a pretty girl be cool.]

[allamericanreject]

You sure do like anal references don't you? =P

[cantfightthisfire]

Would you rather I talked about your mum's crusty vag gunk?

[allamericanreject]

>:( Well she doesn't have that and thats not very polite so.

[patrioticspells]

Or you could let people enjoy their fun, Prescott.

[cantfightthisfire]

If you think getting pissy at Thor over a stupid little ball is fun, then you're an idiot.

[patrioticspells]

It's not stupid to Thor.

Truthfully, I didn't bother reading what other people had to say. It doesn't matter to me, so I don't see why it matters to you. If Thor was upset, he'd let me know.

[Or at least he hoped he would.]

[cantfightthisfire]

People were giving him shit for it. I don't care or anything, I just figured I'd call them out on being stupid. Is that so fucking bad? Because technically I'm sticking up for him.

But apparently I can't even do that without getting shit for it, so whatever.

[patrioticspells]

Maybe if you weren't so caustic all the time people would be more likely to believe you're technically being kind.

[notthebee2]

diidnt you hear?
ye2terday the no fun poliice came, and ha2 hereby decreed the no fun allowed ever rule.

[allisnotlost]

my you seem upset ovver these stupidass shenanigans thatre afoot

[di_intraining]

I'm actually with you on this. For God's sake, it's just a magic 8 ball. I thought the goats were bad enough, but this is getting slightly out of hand.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Are they saying that it's too muggle for the school?

[nunganunga_k_o]

That's quite a title, you think Dumbledore would accept a name change?

[cantfightthisfire]

He should. Maybe if we got enough people together, he wouldn't be able to refuse. I'd actually like this place a little better if it was called that.

[nunganunga_k_o]

And I think most of the teachers are horrid enough to give lessons in bitchcraft and dickery. Most of them have been practising their whole lives.

[cantfightthisfire]

Yeah. It's no wonder the student population is so damn fucked up when we've got people like the professors running around.

[Pot, kettle, etc. Does she care? Nope.]

[nunganunga_k_o]

They're just filled with sadism because their lives are over and they want to take it out on us. It's no wonder everyone throws spazz attacks over plastic 8 balls, really.

[cantfightthisfire]

On the bright side, give em another year and they'll be forced into a nursing home. I mean have you seen them? They're like fossils. And they smell like them, too. Maybe that's another reason they're so fucking weird, alzheimers.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I very nicely explained to Donoghue that he should prepare for his life as an elderly pensioner and he threatened me with detention. You'd think he would accept the inevitable.

[cantfightthisfire]

That sounds like typical Donoghue. I think he gives detention to everyone, though.

I think all of them just throw detentions out left and right.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Detention is pants, so long as they don't land on practice days, which is what I was afraid of. They can take my Saturdays, but they cannae take my freedom. And that is a fact.

[cantfightthisfire]

You really need to get slang that's less embarrassing. It makes me wonder why I even talk to you.

But yeah, I don't give a fuck about detention as long as it isn't Saturday.

They're probably looking at this right now, and from now on my detentions are all gonna be on saturday. So are yours.