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[cantfightthisfire]

Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Dickery: The only place where people get butthurt over magic 8 balls.

Get over yourselves, you dumbasses.

Comments

[nunganunga_k_o]

And I think most of the teachers are horrid enough to give lessons in bitchcraft and dickery. Most of them have been practising their whole lives.

[cantfightthisfire]

Yeah. It's no wonder the student population is so damn fucked up when we've got people like the professors running around.

[Pot, kettle, etc. Does she care? Nope.]

[nunganunga_k_o]

They're just filled with sadism because their lives are over and they want to take it out on us. It's no wonder everyone throws spazz attacks over plastic 8 balls, really.

[cantfightthisfire]

On the bright side, give em another year and they'll be forced into a nursing home. I mean have you seen them? They're like fossils. And they smell like them, too. Maybe that's another reason they're so fucking weird, alzheimers.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I very nicely explained to Donoghue that he should prepare for his life as an elderly pensioner and he threatened me with detention. You'd think he would accept the inevitable.

[cantfightthisfire]

That sounds like typical Donoghue. I think he gives detention to everyone, though.

I think all of them just throw detentions out left and right.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Detention is pants, so long as they don't land on practice days, which is what I was afraid of. They can take my Saturdays, but they cannae take my freedom. And that is a fact.

[cantfightthisfire]

You really need to get slang that's less embarrassing. It makes me wonder why I even talk to you.

But yeah, I don't give a fuck about detention as long as it isn't Saturday.

They're probably looking at this right now, and from now on my detentions are all gonna be on saturday. So are yours.