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[notthebee2]

oh boy, here we go.
one more 2chool year, one more triip through hell wiith the mo2t annoyiing people on the face of the earth.
not to mentiion we have two 2tay over at the 2ewer2, cau2e let2 be hone2t here.
2ome of the 2lytheriin2 are ok, but ii wouldnt be 2urprii2ed iif 2omeone lo2t an eye or 2ome 2hiit.

Comments

[bluhbluhhugestairs]

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[notthebee2]

iinkblot2 iinkblot2 iinkblot2.
diid you 2uddenly forget how two wriite?

[bluhbluhhugestairs]

nO,

uM,




i JUST THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS, sOMETHING YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED SAYING,
bECAUSE IT'S A LITTLE INSENSITIVE TO, uH,
sOME PEOPLE,
aND SOMETHING THAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD, wANT TO FORGET,

[fuckmackandme]

dude.
too soon.

[notthebee2]

what?

[fuckmackandme]

vriska.
remember her?
slytherin, lost her eye during that fight we all had on camp

[notthebee2]

oh.

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[fuckmackandme]

yeah.
oh.

[givesyouaboner]

Wow, someone is an asshole.

[notthebee2]

yeah, you 2hould get that looked at dude.

[givesyouaboner]

You're lucky you're not near me right now or I'd punch you in the face.

[notthebee2]

you'd punch 2omeone wiith gla22e2?
rude.

[givesyouaboner]

What's ruder is that you would indirectly make fun of someone who recently underwent unfortunate circumstances.

[dou8letrou8le]

M8y8e it will 8e yours.

[notthebee2]

hone2tly?
ii wouldnt be 2urprii2ed iif iit wa2.

[dou8letrou8le]

Would you like me to 8ring you some dice when you do lose it?

[rule_britannia]

...

Jesus Christ, Sollux.
I see tact isn't a virtue in your possession.

[notthebee2]

what wa2 iit thii2 tiime?

[rule_britannia]

Your poor bloody awful choice of phrasing.

I suppose you're aware that Vriska Serket met with an unfortunate accident at camp.

[notthebee2]

oh.
oh yeah.

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2hit.

[rule_britannia]

At least you've the good grace to feel bad about it.

[marshall_lee]

Might want to watch how you say things dude. You might be the one losing the eye if you keep it up.

Kinda rude to judge people just by where they happen to be Sorted.

[seeringlight]

Your choice of subject matter is astounding as ever.
You should feel honored for being able to spend time in our dormitory though. Not just anyone can so easily join the ranks of Slytherin.

[notthebee2]

iif anythiing iim honored 2omeone deciided two lay off the 2ociial ju2tiice b2 and ii2nt tryiing two lecture me for an expre22iion that wa2 a 2liip of the hand.

[seeringlight]

Honestly, the only person who should have been offended was the victim in question. I have no right, nor others, to hound you for it.
And I'm not offended.
I'm sure someone would be offended if you used a different ailment anyways.

[notthebee2]

holy 2hiit.

an actual 2ane per2on iin hogwart2.

ii never thought iid 2ee the day.

[seeringlight]

Ah, yes.
I forget that sensibility is surprisingly a rare trait.
I have climbed the whole mountain. It was a glorious feat that I will forever remember.

[bubblingover]

....sollux!!

[mo_cara]

nO wOrRiEs, MoThErFuCkEr!
I aIn'T gOnNa Be CoLlEcTiNg YoUr EyEs Or EvEn TrYiNg To PoKe ThEm PeEpErS oUt.
UnLeSs YoU sNoRe, I gUeSs.
;o)

[wwhatevver]

wway to go captor
i should havve expected better from absolute garbage like yourself but i suppose thats puttin too much faith wwhere it should not be placed

[moveslikejaeger]

[sorry bro, laughing too hard to reply, have purple splotches all over your page]

[selfhatred]

DUDE, TOO SOON. EVEN FOR YOU.

[doctorkishitani]

I think it's highly unlikely for that to happen again so soon.
So I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

[notthebee2]

ii wouldnt be 2urprii2ed iif iit actually happened.

fate ha2 a terriible 2en2e of humor.

[doctorkishitani]

[pause]

I suppose it really shouldn't be surprising if it happened again, now that I think on it.
Since each instance of eye-gouging happens independently of any other, there's no reason to believe that the initial incident would have an impact on the likelihood of future incidents.

[notthebee2]

and with the horde2 of people that ii ju2t angered iit really wouldnt be 2urprii2ing.

[cantfightthisfire]

So yeah, how's that foot taste?

[jeet]

Sollux, please shut up.

[formyownhand]

That was absolutely disgusting to say. Stay on your toes, Captor.