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[fuckmackandme]

oh.
oh crap.
guys!
if you see some boxes of bertie bott's beans, can you give them back to me?
and no matter what, don't open them!
you hear me?
don't.
open.
them.


[If your character DOES open them, they'll get some confetti and silly string thrown at their faces while a horn blares rather loudly. Shaking them will get you the same result.]

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Action?

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

[Unfortunately, Feli didn't open his journal in time. Within five minutes of this message, there's a loud horn blaring somewhere in Hogwarts accompanied with a rater undignified and high pitched shriek. Whoops.]

Action

[fuckmackandme]

[And John isn't too far away, giggling like a madman at the scene. He really wasn't expecting to see someone get caught in person, but lady luck was smiling on him, apparently.

He approaches poor Feliciano once his laughter calms down.]

Oh man, that worked better than I thought!

PermaAction

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

[Yes it did, actually. Feli's hugging the top of the Slytherin Hourglass in the Great Hall, having literally leapt up when the prank had gone off. He's now clutching the smooth glass like it's his life saviour, quivering with fear and rambling in Italian. At his feet is the offending box, with paper snakes still scattered around the area.]

[mo_cara]

hOw CoMe, BrO?
aRe ThEy AlL tHe CrAp FlAvOrS?

[fuckmackandme]

some do!
but there's also that...
crap i forgot.
some of them might actually be fine to open.
if you find one try giving them a shake, to see if there's something in it.

[mo_cara]

iF tHeRe'S sOmEtHiNg AlL lUrKiNg Up In ThErE, iS iT oK oR nOt To Be OpEnInG?

[allisnotlost]

EGBERT
you also failed to mention that SHAKIN the damn things wwould result in the same fuckin thing
evven though i didnt MEAN to do somethin like that

Filtered because he's a douche and wants to keep the prank a bit of a secret for longer.

[fuckmackandme]

oh man, shaking triggers it too?
that's awesome!

Filtered YA RUUUUDE lmao

[allisnotlost]

hey hey no it aint
it fell outta my hands and as i wwas tryin to grab it before it fell i guess i triggered somethin and it wwent off
you spooked my ferret so fuckin bad i had to chase him dowwn before i could mess wwith the box

Filtered

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe.
i guess the horn was a little too loud.
sorry.

Filtered

[allisnotlost]

you think
least he started playfightin me afterwwards but man did he get wwound up

Filtered

[fuckmackandme]

but at least now i know how sensitive they are!

[brothor]

[His handwriting is shakey as a result of having the life scared out of him.]

i found it

[fuckmackandme]

you found one?
did you open it?

[brothor]

THOSE WERE NOT BEANS AT ALL, EGBERT. THAT WAS A BOX OF LIES.

[fuckmackandme]

i said it was a box of bertie bott's beans, not that there were actually any beans in them.

[brothor]

You have betrayed my trust, Egbert. Now I am sad and beanless.

[Thor he told you not to open it.]

[fuckmackandme]

did you open it before you saw this post?

[brothor]

I may have.

[mightyandtall]

MR EGBERT THERE WEREN'T ANY BEANS IN THAT BOX.
WAS THIS YOUR OWN DESIGN?
IT WAS VERY CREATIVE.
BRAVO.

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe, thanks professor.

[mightyandtall]

MIGHT I ASK WHAT YOUR INSPIRATION IS?

[fuckmackandme]

oh, i come from a long line of pranksters.
it's a family thing, you see.

[mightyandtall]

THAT IS INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING INDEED.
FAMILY HOBBIES ARE WONDERFUL THINGS.

[fuckmackandme]

some of them.

[mightyandtall]

THAT IS TRULY MARVELOUS. I CANNOT EXPRESS MY IMPRESSIVENESS ENOUGH.

[seeringlight]

I pity everyone who fell for this. I really do.
Up to your dastardly ways as usual I see.

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe, it's been too quiet here.

[seeringlight]

I expect a fully detailed story about everyone you've tricked, John. I will accept nothing less!

[patrioticspells]

If you're trying to pull a prank, you could try to be less suspicious.

[fuckmackandme]

i think it's a little late for that.

[nunganunga_k_o]

BRILLIANT. Really.

[fuckmackandme]

thank you, thank you.
i'll be here all school year, except the holidays.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Will you be trying another prank before the winter hols? The school could use something to really get in the spirit.

[fuckmackandme]

if inspiration strikes!

[pomodoroo]

That candy is pretty popular though, so how the hell will I know if it's the box you're looking for?

[fuckmackandme]

you bring them to me and i'll tell you.
how many people even just leave candy lying around, anyway?

[pomodoroo]

People leave shit laying around all the time. Candy is pretty small too so people forget about it.

[fuckmackandme]

well...
all the more reason to be careful with random candy left around school.
if you open one and it's mine, don't say i didn't warn you.

[pomodoroo]

How the hell will I know it's yours though? All the boxes look the same!

[fuckmackandme]

oh...
you'll know if you open one.
trust me.

[pomodoroo]

...Well it looks like my stupid fratello found it before I did!